Twitter Permanently Bans Trump | Talking Points Memo

Damnatio memoriae - it’s what’s for dinner.

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Great. It’s important study material for historians and shrinks

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All deleted, but there must be a copy somewhere. They were all official government records, after all.

I hope his head explodes from the impotent rage he’s experiencing. And this certainly won’t be the first time he’s experienced impotence.

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If they have any tech-savvy folks left, their best bet would probably to quickly throw up an “app,” TwiTurd, that lets him “post” messages that are immediately retwitted by 74 million “people.”

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Much to Melania’s relief.

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Wouldn’t be too hard. Twitter’s website really is a horrifically bad piece of shit, and I’m not talking about the content. All they have going for them is a critical mass of users.

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Some of the champagne sales are from our stimulus checks champagne fund, right?

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Twitter Permanently Bans Trump

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This was a foolish move.

He can’t resign by tweet if you idiots deleted his account.

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Yah. He’s already borrowed an account just the other day.

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Hey Donald, I know this is a bit of a wrench. All those millions of followers you’re cut off from now. Sucks to be you! But come over to good old TPM and we’ll tell you how much you suck, what a worthless smegma-brained sack of pus you are, and it’ll be like old times. Anyway now let’s have a bit of music:

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I don’t really care, do u?

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This will make everything extra real for the Orange Motherfucker.

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Our billionaire can beat up your millionaire.

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There’s always 8chun!

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You can ask Melania. Or Stormy.

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Trade mark that! They could dummy up something to fool the dummy.

@misha

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He can use VKontakte

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