Damnatio memoriae - it’s what’s for dinner.
Great. It’s important study material for historians and shrinks
All deleted, but there must be a copy somewhere. They were all official government records, after all.
I hope his head explodes from the impotent rage he’s experiencing. And this certainly won’t be the first time he’s experienced impotence.
If they have any tech-savvy folks left, their best bet would probably to quickly throw up an “app,” TwiTurd, that lets him “post” messages that are immediately retwitted by 74 million “people.”
Much to Melania’s relief.
Wouldn’t be too hard. Twitter’s website really is a horrifically bad piece of shit, and I’m not talking about the content. All they have going for them is a critical mass of users.
Some of the champagne sales are from our stimulus checks champagne fund, right?
This was a foolish move.
He can’t resign by tweet if you idiots deleted his account.
Yah. He’s already borrowed an account just the other day.
Hey Donald, I know this is a bit of a wrench. All those millions of followers you’re cut off from now. Sucks to be you! But come over to good old TPM and we’ll tell you how much you suck, what a worthless smegma-brained sack of pus you are, and it’ll be like old times. Anyway now let’s have a bit of music:
I don’t really care, do u?
This will make everything extra real for the Orange Motherfucker.
There’s always 8chun!
You can ask Melania. Or Stormy.
Trade mark that! They could dummy up something to fool the dummy.
He can use VKontakte