Not Parler?
Cry to mother
This will speed up his meltdown as for him this is as bad as having lost the election.
The top of the Whitehouse is going to blow off like Chernobyl - unless a staffer loans him their account again.
Yeah, I don’t think so.
They spelled it correctly in the article itself.
Better late than never, I suppose.
Is he humiliated, yet?
Oh no, Josh is going to be unable to do his “SIr!” tweets any longer.
Twitter Permanently Bans Trump
And Trump’s giant tighty-whities immediately became a little tighter and heavier.
could shoot somebody on 5th Ave and get a pass
bash in a cop’s head with a fire extinguisher while couping, not so much
“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if a giant bellowing yam suddenly cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced.”
Well yeah. This is evidence, also should be kept in the national archives. He made most statements and decisions over Twitter.
I can’t ever express my gratitude to you for directing me to that wonderful archive, which is sure to become the tRUmp *presidential library.
I will miss being able to call tRump ‘numbnuts’. Being able to directly insult him was my favorite thing about tRump’s Twitter account. But I won’t miss the disinformation and the incitement to violence. Depriving tRump of Twitter also deprives him of the one of the primary means that he was going to use to monetize his post-Presidential grievance.
Use a grindr account to communicate with the plowed boys.
The first ever online presidential library.
Nah, that’s too humiliating to him and the borrowed account won’t have the millions of cult members following.
He will decree by executive order that he is creating his OWN; smarter, better and incredibler version of Twitter soon. /s