Trump Wonders If Alleged Whitmer Kidnapping Plot Was Really A Problem After All | Talking Points Memo

For them, all sins are forgivable as long as one gives lip service to words JC never said and commandments JC never pronounced.

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If he vacates something other than his oral bowels.

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Oh come on, darrtown. You know perfectly well that depends on who is USAG!

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I’ve thought they’re one and the same.

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… and this was Trump … speaking to the crowd in Omaha … before they were left out in the cold and dark for 3 hours …

"In theory, I didn’t really have to be here,” Trump told the crowd, “but it’s nice to be with friends.”

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Donald’s manners have certainly declined…
used to be he would leave some money on the dresser and arrange for car service after he got what he wanted.

“Elites” are different people, depending who you are.

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It’s over just as he said it would be by election day, see he did not lie. /s

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Yeah, I know (dejectedly kicks stone).
But sooner or later donnie will have his ass handed to him/

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Not. a. chance.

Besides, special agent George Clooney and I are having enough trouble with his cover story these days.

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You are right. It must have been the wine talking last night.

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By the way, what are we drinking next week to celebrate the big beautiful blue wave?

And here he’s speculatin’ on a hypothesis:

Trump also suggested that Biden is mentally weak and that Harris, a senator from California who is more liberal, would take power early in a Biden presidency. “Three weeks in, Joe’s shot — let’s go, Kamala, you ready?” he said

Reportedly one of Al Capone’s favorite mob movies was City Streets, written by Dashiell Hammett, which showed how things are really done at the top. All it takes is a hint.


RIP Blackie.

It must be harder and harder these days to come up with outlandish story ideas for The Onion.

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Gotta disagree here. I will never give trump the benefit of the doubt.

This guy whines more than a five year old demanding an ice cream cone before dinner.

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When the results are announced, I’m going to roll slowly through the trailer park near my house that’s festooned with Trump signs, waving gaily at any outraged people.

Still on the fence about whether I should put fake subpoenas in all their mailboxes.

Why? For all the shit I’ve had to eat from these arrogant fuckers for the last four years

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