Trump Tries To Distract On Eve Of Debate | Talking Points Memo

[tribalogical]

Hard to run for office from prison, but I think the GOP is open to it.

Hey, if Adolf could do it…

[rickjones]

How about a test on the Constitution of the United States? Or the operation of the federal government or just the Executive Branch? Or a general 8th grade intelligence test? Perhaps a vocabulary test? Call your old buddy Mark Burnett and see if he can get Jeff Foxworthy to come host an "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader (they’d probably give you the questions and answers before hand, but I’m not sure that would do any good if you didn’t get a cheat sheet … fucking cheater).

[wintermoon]

Trump should pee in a cup on camera at the debate, that will show sleepy/on meds Joe!!!

I don’t think that’s going to happen, because it would confirm what Stormy Daniels had to say about Trump’s junk.

[dickweed]

Interesting price!

[rickjones]

Yep if Trump is so worried about Biden being on drugs then he needs to get out in front of this and publicly pee first. They’ll have agree on who will witness the pee off, and which lab will perform the test.

And who will help Trump find his dick.

[meri]

Milena: (shitty east European accent) Don’t ask me. I never find it.

[dickweed]

It does snot!

[castor_troy]

Oh, that’s no accident. Love it.

[tribalogical]

Milena: (shitty east European accent) Don’t ask me. I never find it.

Followed by, “Besides, I don’t really care, do you?”

[dickweed]

Yeah I laughed out loud when I saw that, very funny!

[meri]

“Is what whores are for.”

[steviedee111]

then he’ll run again in 2024. After buying Colombia

The Kremlin will have a lien on the title.

[tribalogical]

Now some fine Orange Sunshine …

Anything is better than the Orange Nightmare we’ve been enduring the past four years.

[steviedee111]

Anything is better than the Orange Nightmare we’ve been enduring the past four years.

Four years of Tom Cotton might change your mind on that.

See also:

Josh Hawley
Marsha Blackburn

[tribalogical]

Four years of Tom Cotton might change your mind on that.

Remember when we all thought it couldn’t be any worse than George Dubya Bush? Then after maybe two years of Trump we were all thinking, yeah… maybe Dubya wasn’t so bad?

Well, I don’t think even a ‘president* Cotton’ could get me thinking that way about Trump. They’re both just the worst kind of bottom feeders…

[edhedh]

Four years of Tom Cotton might change your mind on that.

See also:

Josh Hawley
Marsha Blackburn

Ron Johnson is a must add to any unrespectable list. then “the winner” faces off with Ted Cruz. AR15s, 100 round clips, full auto, 15 feet.

[dickweed]

Maybe Joe actually isn’t on drugs anymore that were making him sleepy…

[canuckistani]

Put it on Pay-per-View and wipe out the National Debt.

[steviedee111]

Ron Johnson is a must add to any unrespectable list. then “the winner” faces off with Ted Cruz. AR15s, 100 round clips, full auto, 15 feet.

[Volvo_Birkenstock]

Somewhat OT:
Incoming anecdotal evidence. However, I believe Trumplethinskin is fucked in Wisconsin. Why? I took an extensive Sunday drive through Brookfield, a very conservative city in Waukesha County, Wisconsin. (Waukesha County is known to be population-wise the most conservative county in Wisconsin.) More than half the yard signs were for Biden. I repeat, the majority of yard signs were for Biden-Harris. I’ve never seen this kind of a anti-GOP response in Brookfield before.

KEEP WORKING.