That’s just as well. It would probably have just been the same old thong and dance.
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So that explains the “We’re Number One!” signs that some of Chiselin’ Trump’s supporters have been waving at his rallies.
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Truly. I won’t believe he’s healthy until he spends half his waking hours playing golf.
How good IS Biden’s golf game? It’s not like it’s hard to beat Trump. Just make sure that Trump (or some goon like Keith Schiller) isn’t doing his best imitation of Oddjob to undo some of his cheating. Even better, bring back Ted Knight, Rodney Dangerfield, and Chevy Chase for the golf game.
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Hey, be maillot man, you’re harshing Pence’s buzz.
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Trump is much better at expressing himself in urine. I’m sure he’s cool with that. Didn’t he negotiate Trump Tower Moscow that way?
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I’m sure Biden can put out an empty chair (a large, overstuffed LaZBoy) to represent him.
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Yeah, but it makes you THINK you’re smarter and more interesting
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Better question. Is there anyway we can get it for Trump? We just need like a 3 month supply.
So does booze.
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Look at those little pink fingers, eyes and lips.
It’s like a reverse raccoon.
Ramp walking has also been cancelled. At the request of the Trumpf campaign.
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An old friend of ours was Max Headroom’s brother, Canuck guy Matt Frewer.
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It’s a small interweb.
yep
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The effect of many drugs is to create the sense that “eh, I’m smart enough.”
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I dunno… I tried everything but heroin in my wastrel youth in the 60’s, and the only one that made me feel, and believe that I was smarter, was amphetamines. All those late-night sessions painting or making music that turned out to be crap in the morning. Everything else was either a power trip like coke, or “I’m so small in the universe” like psychedelics, or everything is groovy and you’re groovy too, like hash or weed.
Also, that feeling of “I’m smart enough” isn’t the same as “Hold my beer and watch this!” which you can get from any drug. 
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Groovy is being smart enough.
Yep. We’ve known all along that the taxes were his weak spot. NYT finally got enough data to put together large pieces of the puzzle that have been dripping out to the public for years. Up until now, people have been extrapolating, at best. Otherwise, they’ve been speculating. That said, the extrapolations and speculations are proving to be spectacularly robust. Trump knows he’s been busted.
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Well, weed did have that similar effect of thinking I had done a great artwork or recording last night and it was crap in the morning. I’ll give 'ya that!
Well, yeah, it wears off in the morning and you’re dumb again.
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