Trump To Address Nation From Oval At 9 PM ET | Talking Points Memo

The House would have to approve it and I doubt she has very much support.

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I wonder if any of the living relatives know what the MIT uncle had to say about his nephew, the stable genius…

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Don’t forget about us Do Nothing Democrats.

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Current Occupant:
“My Fellow 'Murikkans. I sent out to the corner store for a pick up of my usual supply of Orange Ambition skin toner, only to be told those awful Chinamen have stopped shipping it here to our beautiful country using some lame excuse about a Corona virus hoax. I thought you’d want to know. Good night, and G*d bless my Republican Base 'Murikka.”

Brewers Dodgers @ 6…

hes going to go off on the media and dems for criticizing him…

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If voter’s truly want to bitch about the “establishment”, then Donnie is the “establishment” to bitch about.

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I’ve never seen it, but the words “full frontal” and “Trumpp” together in the same sentence are horrifying!

I think “full frontal lobotomy” would be perfect.

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He did that back in the early 90s.

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Today is the day he becomes President. Either that, or he announces discounts at Mar-a-Lago and all Trump branded properties.

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O Bazinga!

No shit.

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Great time for many of us old folks who go to bed at 9PM.
Judging from record it will probably be closed to 10 or 11

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“I’ve seen many numbers. Many are large numbers. Some are small numbers. The best numbers. It’s unbelievable. Who could have known there were so many numbers? And our fantastic team of experts, who, by the way, are the best in the world have come up with so many numbers.”

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Is tonight the night Trump finally becomes president? Van Jones will be ecstatic.

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The Obama=Biden virus… I say that because their criminal negligence led to this situation…blah blah

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Donnie “sundowning” after sundown on Prime Time.

Epic hijinks and Michelin Star class word salad guaranteed for all.

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She has the finest support money can buy! Fine French and Italian lingerie!

Oh, you meant something else…

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Why did I think “Two Scoops” was a reference to these ads…

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I have a feeling this is going to look a lot like the Jon Lovitz “Pathological Liar” character on Saturday Night Live. Only not funny.

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