Speaking of numbers, I wonder how much he’ll elaborate on these?
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The money is always more important than the health and welfare of the people.
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Well, that does fit, but shortly after he was elected, he bragged about his overwhelming hospitality to world dignitaries by serving them chocolate ice cream down at Mierda Lago. He was very proud of himself.
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My God he’s going to fuck this up incredibly.
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I expect something very extreme.
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“No one could have known…”
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“Some numbers are negative, some are positive. There are many fine numbers on both sides.”
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To quote Private Hudson in Aliens: “I feel safer already.”
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One can only hope…
Fervently…
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Ending the payroll tax as a way to deep six entitlement programs
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Martial Law, contracted out to Erik Prince
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Amending the Constitutional 4-year presidential term to 8-year via Executive Order
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Changing the name of the country to “Trump States of Beautiful America, This Is Fine.”
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Its a very very stupid person’s version of a stealth cut to Social Security.
It takes 10 seconds to explain that your payroll taxes you pay this week are what we use to pay next month’s social security benefits. No taxes, no Social Security checks. Let them spin that one.
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I hope he does well.
I hope somebody wrote something clear and factual for him to read.
I hope he steals some good ideas like paid sick leave and claims them as his own.
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Trevor Noah is brilliant
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My fellow Americans. Tonight I bring to you important news. After convening super secret panels of unqualified experts, we have a plan to fight this cursed bug. Here for a limited time, at 19.99 a bottle, we are offering a super colloidal silver solution to this unprecedented virus. Order now and we will give you a his and hers official White House hand towel to enjoy and keep even if you are dissatisfied with the results. Also for a limited time, for the golfers out there, we are also offering a copper bracelet with the president’s personal monogram on the inside and MAGA on the outside. Just 199.99 and you can walk with your favorite president, on your wrist, knowing you can hit the links free of aches and contagion. So hurry now, our phone bank operators may be on limited time until they too succumb to this terrible disease. God bless along with hope and prayers. Make America Great Again!
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“Some are imaginary. Can you imagine that?”
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Some guy near here was watching that and tried to forge a sword or something in a steel barrel, outdoors. It was a windy day and embers flew all over. He burned down a block of the city.
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I do too. I hate him with the heat of a million suns, but I want us all to get through this.
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Yakety Sax.
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“From the guy who brought you ‘Windmills Cause Cancer’…”
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