Trump To Address Nation From Oval At 9 PM ET | Talking Points Memo

Don’t forget the sniffing -there will be lots of it.

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Big Bang and then Full Frontal should be on at 9 and 9:30.

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I will not be watching.

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That’s ice cream hole. He’s Donny Two-Scoops. Chocolate. FYI.

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Doesn’t he have to get it through Congress? The House will not pass it. Oh, that’s what he’ll bitch about - the Dems aren’t enabling him to cure the virus via a tax cut.

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OT–NCAA will keep stands empty

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“Nobody knew that governing could be so complicated…”

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Thank god! I really could not believe they were clinging to the idea that they could ignore the pandemic.

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Dear god!!! He’ll be up against Full Frontal for ratings???

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Great. There’s another year added to my retirement date.

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He could just save us a lot of time and energy and tweet his resignation.

No need to broadcast it.

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Not as good as as the prospect of watching Jeremy Wade getting eaten alive by some giant South American catfish on “River Monsters”.

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So do we all drink when he sniffs? Or would we be hammered within the first five minutes?

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At 9:30 he will. I can’t guarantee it’s not a repeat.

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Maybe he’ll need 14 days to confer with his experts. No interruptions.

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I’m guessing less statesman-like reassurance than Festivus-like airing of grievances. Toss-in some looney tunes stuff about funding for a border wall.

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Can someone please add a laugh track?

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If he mentions “the FBI lovers,” everybody has to down a bottle of tequila.

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How beautiful his government’s response has been. Just perfect like his letter.

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Just imagine the negative effect to the economy if March Madness gets cancelled.

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