President Donald Trump had a fit on Monday morning on Twitter in response to a new CNN poll showing that the President is in deep trouble ahead of the presidential election in November.
His poll numbers are bad because he’s a whiny-ass titty baby. This is what Wonkette calls a Science Fact. His routine is getting more than stale and everyone’s just had enough. Go back to whatever shithole you call home, WATB. Nobody wants to hear any more of your tantrums.
With this level of complete reality disconnect, I’m begging to believe some of the more dire predictions that he simply wont leave office. He’ll declare the election void (due to “fraud”), the DOJ will back him up, and Mitch will go Sergeant Schultz on the whole thing. At that point, the remedy is…a military coup?
Rather than constantly repeating the phrase, “Trump temper tantrum”, I suggest sacrificing the alliteration, and for the sake of brevity, the term “tantrump” be used in its place.
Small point, but headline could be shorter and more accurate by saying “…Biden Crushing Him By 14 Points.” That’s what the poll says. “…By Nearly 15 Points” is mystifying.
I like that. I do very much believe that the term “trump” will fall out of the lexicon, at least in its current usage. I could definitely get behind “tantrump” being adopted to mean “an epic meltdown, often brought about as a disproportionate reaction to mild criticism.”
If God chooses not to destroy America with a Trump re-election, he will leave office. He won’t have a single friend in D.C. including his family. And he’ll physically leave so as not to be filmed being carried out by the Secret Service, which is what they’d do if Biden is sworn in and Trump won’t go. They wouldn’t let the now non-president physically remain. They’d put him out on the sidewalk. Let’s not get ourselves all het up over this.
I think there’s a better chance he resigns after the election.
He will still claim he really “won” because the result was “rigged,” but he will come up with some reason that he has to leave office by his own choice rather than admit he was defeated.