Maybe he was thinking of the Elton John song?
Hold me closer flaming dancer
I’ll take the low way, not the high way…
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Perhaps he got the dances - tango is the Argentine national dance, the Flamenco Spain’s - mixed up because of all the Mexico’s below Texas and they all speak Spanish so what’s the difference? Plus all Mexican broads are dancers or maids - so what’s the big deal?
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Now ,now,not a report on this scandal is ever made on NPR without listing Clinton’s 22 flights on Epstein’s jet. So where are all the pictures of him with Bill? You have to post 3 extra to match every on of 45*.
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Maybe he’s an ignoramus who’s getting more senile every month, a person who tries to say “origins” but actually says “oranges.” Maybe he has organic brain disease. Maybe he definitely has organic brain disease. 
The words “flaming,” “flamenco,” and “flamingo” are all amusing in their own right and we could go on and on but basically his brain is rotting as we speak.
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trumPP and the printed word and often the spoken word are not natural allies.
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It’s interesting to me that McConnell, who is nearer death than you or I, goes about his daily business of deceit and treachery to make this country worse. Even though he will not live to see the seeds of the trees he planted bear fruit. Kinda noble when I think about it…
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Wonder if Donald will start Dissing Falwell about his sex life?
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Sanford’s wife left tout de suite when the affair became news, Mel stays, Marla stayed, Ivanka stayed. The diff is that that Jenny Sanford was and is independently wealthy, has several million dollars of her own.
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We can all add our gratitude to this stable genius in the Oval Office.
He keeps us on our toes with his constant cognitive deficit brinkmanship. He does and says things that seem more and more demented every day, but it is absolutely axiomatic that we cannot ever reach the conclusion that he is unable to discharge the powers and duties, because that opens up a yawning abyss of responsibility assumption. So we are constantly in desperate need to come up with rational explanations for his antics. As his word and deed plumb new depths of apparent irrationality, our powers of rationalization must find new heights.
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Is he making fun of Sanford’'s lack of experience in the extramarital affair department?
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You need to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will endure, so you can let go knowing your life had some meaning. That’s what monstrous evil and generations of damage to this nation are to McConnell—a source of transcendence and peace. That’s why I hope he’s captured by a xenomorph and used as an incubator like Dallas for agonizing months.
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Maybe a nice spider hatching - where the female lays the eggs inside and then they hatch out, eating the host insect from within.
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I think we reached a turning point some time ago. More and more, people are acknowledging reality with this. He’s unable to do the job in a non-disastrous fashion.
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Well, that’s kind of creepy, but I think you can do better. Let’s take another whack at it, see if we can get closer to unthinkable horror. 
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Flaming Dancer…
What’s with the eyebrows? Too dark
Only in his wildest dreams. The kinkiest he ever got with Stormy Daniels was when she spanked him and he quit being an asshole for fifteen minutes. There is literally nobody fitting that description who would go anywhere near Trump. (If you post a counter-example, I will assume it’s a deep-fake image produced by someone with a very strong stomach. And Trump will find it and send a lot of executive time pleasuring himself and trying to remember who this was and deciding if he needs to make another payoff.)
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Trump is a compulsive germophobe. Such people would not go near anyone who ate shrimp (this is why he prefers McD’s and Burger King). If she sucked down Big Macs, that would be different.
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The president of the United States, who is well known for cheating on all three of his wives on multiple occasions, has nothing better to do than bitch about an opponent in his own party who cheated on his wife?
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He also went off on Crissy Taigan and called her John Legend’s “filthy mouthed wife” which is all over twitter.