Second, yes, because her life wasn’t in danger. Both are primo shitbags, though.
I wonder if ‘flaming’ is a deliberate homophobic dog-whistle to a base who won’t go back to look up the facts…
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I think he actually meant flabby dancer, projecting as usual.
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Flaming Dancer is Jared’s nickname.
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Counting family members or not?
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It’s complicated though, because he dances a lot like a flamingo himself, so maybe to him that’s a thing. It’s hard to see what he was getting at through the thick curtain of tangled-up synaptic pathways.
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That’s hitting below the belt…which in Trump’s case begins at his man-boobs.
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I would have thought that more grass-roots Republicans would have seen something amiss about the utterances of Donnie two scoops.
And I am always correcting and recalibrating this view after each and every one.
Correction: Secret Service code name. Trump’s is Uncle Cuckoo.
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There are no grass-fed Repubs, just grain-fed–as in grain alcohol. Or wood.
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You may be overthinking this on behalf of a Current Occupant not capable of complex thought.
The NPD is demanding attention as usual. It is projecting a 73 year old smokin’ hot stud that is not morbidly obese and confined to a motorized wheelchair for recreation. If takes a ton of self delusion for this wretched old bastard to live within himself.
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You say “flamenco”
I say “flamingo”
Let’s call the whole thing odd!
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He called her a flamingo dancer in 2018. Must be one of his favorite sooper jeenyus insults.
In 2018, Maria Belen Chapur went public with criticism against President Donald Trump. In an article on that dust up, the Post and Courier referred to her as Mark Sanford’s ex. Sanford had lost a primary for Congress, and Trump said of Sanford’s primary opponent, “And she beat a man that likes flamingo dancers from Argentina.”
Chapur responded on Facebook: “President Trump, with all respect Flamingo (sic) is a Spanish dance, Spain is situated geographically in the European continent (just in case you ignore it)…Tango is the Argentinian dance ….though for sure you don’t care at all.”
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You’ve made only a small start down the path of understanding the detailed savantry of this president’s invective, but you’re nowhere near the summit of his unrecognized genius. And such is the subtlety of his jeu d’esprit, that if you can’t follow his references all the way to the end, they seem to the less aware almost mad.
“Flaming” was exactly what the president meant. If you had Trump’s intimate knowledge of Italian, you would know that fiammegiante (flaming) is very close to fiammingha (Fleming). If your knowledge of Italian opera and European history were as deep as the president’s, you would know that the drama in what is arguably Verdi’s masterwork, Don Carlo, revolves around keeping devout Catholic Phillip II from making an auto-da-fe of flaming Flemings.
Okay, so we’ve established that Trump was calling this Argentine woman Flemish. That’s as clear as day and solid as rock. But how’s that an insult?
Well, this selfsame Phillip II was the grandson of Mary of Burgundy, heiress of Charles le Temeraire, whose father and predecessor as Duke of Burgundy founded the Order of the Golden Fleece. The Habsburgs inherited all of Burgundy’s possessions (of which Flanders was a central part), including the right to bestow the Order, through Mary’s heir Phillip of Castile. You would know all this if you were Trump.
Well, Phillip II is often depicted wearing the badge of the Order of the Golden Fleece, because it became the highest honor the Spanish kingdom could bestow. The rights to this order passed in time to the Portuguese Hapsburgs, and thus eventually to Pedro II, Emperor of Brazil, who is also often depicted wearing the Order of the Golden Fleece around his neck.
Now, what is the worst insult an Argentine can think of? Why, of course that’s the accusation that someone who pretends to be Argentine is actually Brazilian. You may not know this because your knowledge of Argentina, and flamenco for that matter, is not nearly so broad and deep as that of our president. But that’s a comment on your lack of learning and dexterity of mind, and not Trump’s, isn’t it?
So, there we have it, a clear path of flaming Fleming fleeces all leading to this brilliant presidential take-down of the ex-Congresscritter who didn’t even rate a real Argentine as his mistress, but only some Flemish-Brazilian imposter.
Notice the central link here is the Order of the Golden Fleece. This sacred Order is a particular favorite of our president, who has made it his entire career to fleece gold from those less agile of mind than he is.
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An affair while married? Pot meets kettle.
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Two words: Stormy Daniels
Two more words: Porn star
Oh, yeah, two more words: Hush money
And, finally, two more words: Individual One
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Well maybe that and the price tag.
Well what can I hope to add to that? 
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Banging Porn Stars while your wife is home with the newborn beats a “Flaming Dancer” affair.
Your move Cheatolini.
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