Trump Set To Outline Plans For Reopening The Economy

It’s about not overwhelming the healthcare system we have.

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He will also make the claim that the governors are only able to open their states because he gave them permission to do so.

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Nicolle Wallace showed the huge line of cars in Texas showing up to receive boxes of food handed out by the National Guard. Saw it elsewhere in Teas last week. Why aren’t Florida farmers giving it away instead of plowing the fields? Surely, there are people who can pick the crops and stay safe.

Edit: Dallas, Texas.

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And, what else might contribute to bad tests? I’d say we have to include “bad tests, bad reagents, no reagents, expiration of samples, bad sensitivity, bad specificity, bad lab procedures.” But of course, I’m not Dr. Scarf Lady. She wouldn’t lie to us, would she?

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Another “Donnie and Pony show”

I’d call it a "dog and pony show, but that would be an insult to dogs.

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If COVID doesn’t get you, the bullshit will.

Millions wait for a demented old racist to wander out and bloviate, air his grievances and mangle every fact and idea that has ricocheted through his brain recently, Knowledgable scientists stand to the side, saying almost nothing. Who knew Hell had a sense of humor?

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Yeah, but that’s teenagers, when you think you’re invincible and will live forever. That starts to change around age 40, and then you start thinking a hell of a lot more about mortality by around age 60.

Most of the movers and shakers in politics and business are old enough to relate to a video clip of someone being intubated (which is a nasty process all on its own) and then dying of respiratory failure. Or even surviving with damaged lungs, kidneys, and heart. A few PSAs about what it’s like to actually catch this thing and catch it hard, might change some folks’ minds who are shrugging it off.

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But what about the ponies? Aren’t they insulted, too?

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Though Hogan will continue to prove me wrong, i won’t be surprised if he chooses party.

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The dirty little secret is that it was a given, it was only a question of degree…

The real carnage will be when the rural health care infrastructure will be hit. When the ratio of patients to beds hits 20 to 1…

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Step 2, of course, is everyone dies, at which point it can safely be revealed that the cockroaches, I mean our new insect overlords, have all been voting GOP straight down the ticket.

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It costs money to harvest and distribute.

Trump has a brain? Who’d a thunk it?

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T-minus 5 minutes and counting. Discussion with the mission crew are renegotiating the actual launch window. Operational Mendacity levels were discovered to be outside of parameters as suggested by Fox News. Technicians are working on resolving that issue and rewriting the mission script to accomodate. Meanwhile there are questions on when to do umbilical release as the Mission Head has yet to hand off his smartphone before launch.

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Crazy Nancy Pelosi deleted this from her Twitter account. She wanted everyone to pack into Chinatown long after I closed the BORDER TO CHINA.

President Pink Eyes thinks Chinatown is part of China…

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I saw that as well. We are a small town, 7,000 people, the regional hub for 19,000 all together. People are really working hard to help each other, but all of us can only do so much.

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Remain 6 feet apart.

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If the test is like a flu swab, it isn’t fun, but I can’t think of any kind of medical test that I would characterize as “fun”. Is it more invasive than a flu test?

Shit load of testing
Isolation of the sick
Contact tracing
Distancing until a vaccine is available
Otherwise disaster.
That’s the short message

We are failing 3 out of 4
AFTER THAT IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT THE FUCK TRUMP MAY SAY UNLESS HE IS RESIGNING OFFICE.

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