Would such written testimony be under the equivalent of an oath? I would assume that his attorneys would negotiate to make any such submission not subject to penalty of perjury. In any case, the chances of Unser Drumpfenfuhrer actually doing this are lower than his, inter alia:
Releasing a concrete infrastructure proposal;
Supporting a concrete gun control proposal;
Getting Mexico to pay for his wall;
Vacating the WH following a 2020 electoral loss.
That’s an oil well in the picture.
I have to wonder if Trump was getting a “piece of the action”.
Read that tweet. Now consider that millions of Americans think that this man is a good president and intend to vote for him again.
I find it very difficult to maintain faith in the future of the Republic when I think about this.
More odd capitalizations = more lunatic than usual. Keep cracking, you waste of underwear elastic.
When we’re all slaving away in the Koch mines in the fifth term of God-Empress Nikki Haley of Karl Rove’s Perpetual Republican Majority, I will take one moment to wipe the sweat from my brow (just one, lest the whips come out) and exclaim, “Well, times are hard, but at least the President can string words together like a fucking adult”
Oh, puleeze. The garbage talker says what?
Ah…got it! 
I was just speaking more metaphorically.
Good lord, just read that tweet and then remind yourself that this is the President of the United States speaking. Un-f’ing-believable. This is Idiocracy-level behavior. Second-grade level insults. We have fallen so far, but have become numb to it.
So written testimony from the whistleblower is unacceptable, but…
I think his people would dart him like a rhino to keep him from going over there and testifying. He’s literally crazy to consider it for a moment. But who don’t know that?
The information will come out within two weeks, again…
“Yeah,” I’ll gasp, leaning on my shovel, “there’s that.” Then the whip will crack and it’s back to work.
If not, there will be blood.
Only if the seal doesn’t interfere with the Sharpie Scrawl.
[cough]Bullshit![cough]
With Trump, all roads lead to Putin. And with the GOP, all roads lead to an oil well. The synergies here are amazing.
Sounds coherent, are we sure that is Benadick Donnie two scoops tweeting?
This is Fat Nixon’s pathetic attempt at a “limited hang out.”
Given how undoubtedly colorful Fat Nixon’s bigly truthful testimony would be, crayons would be the perfect media to use…
Or disappearing ink…