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This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1466722
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1466722
In a plot that unfolds like a gripping thriller, President Donald Trump finds himself ensnared in the clutches of unseen forces with sinister motives. The stage is set for a dramatic twist as he prepares to surrender, not to an ordinary court, but to the scrutinizing gaze of Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis. This seismic development reverberates across the nation, with suspicions swirling about a meticulously orchestrated campaign, shadowed by a dubious connection to none other than Crooked Joe Biden’s Department of Justice (DOJ) and his enigmatic Chinese puppet masters.
Their sinister alliance includes the enigmatic Illuminati, hand in hand with the secretive NSA, collaborating in pursuit of disturbing goals. If you think I’m in possession of all six beers but lacking the plastic thingy that holds them all together, prepare to have your mind blown: type illuminati backwards, Itanimulli.com and you will find everything is falling into place.
Equally unsettling is the involvement of Big Tobacco, rumored to be crafting a disturbing “Gaydar” machine. Its ominous purpose? To assemble a private LGBTQ+ Schutzstaffel under Biden’s directive, charged with unsettling tasks like grooming children for roles as drag brunch performers. The eerie partnership with the NSA aims to unearth children as potent producers of adrenochrome, a grim elixir that fuels the longevity of Hollywood’s elite.
Yet, from the depths of this intricate conspiracy, a resilient resistance emerges, led by an unexpected champion—none other than the Dalai Lama, a steadfast acolyte of Trump. Their shared mission: to counter the grasp of Chinese influence over Biden’s American realm and thwart his clandestine ambition to morph into a dictator-for-life.
In the midst of this swirling vortex, a tempest ignites on social media. Trump’s fervent denouncements resound, juxtaposed against a backdrop of rampant crime gripping the nation. He passionately asserts that his impending journey to Atlanta, Georgia is not about “murder” but revolves around his seemingly innocuous acts—making “PERFECT PHONE CALLS,” exercising his First Amendment rights, and seeking legal counsel.
As Trump’s narrative takes a surreal twist, the threads of multiple indictments are woven into a tapestry of “election interference” and the looming specter of national peril. Pertinent questions arise: Should the Biden administration wield the power to drag him through costly trials right before an election? Are the alleged manipulations orchestrated by the Department of Injustice a harbinger of a dangerous precedent?
Amid these labyrinthine revelations, echoes of Biden’s enigmatic ties to China resurface, buoyed by evidence presented in Typhoon Investigations’ 64-page exposé. These revelations gain momentum through riveting hearings spearheaded by congressional stalwarts and smartest Jameses in Congress, James Comer and Jim Jordan. The portrait that emerges is one of a financial pipeline directed toward the Biden crime family—a gambit designed to not just secure a second term, but to pave a dark path toward an everlasting dictatorship.
The stage is now set for a courtroom spectacle of unparalleled proportions, where concealed motives, power plays, and the very essence of justice hang in precarious balance. As the dust settles, the burning question remains: How far does this sprawling conspiracy extend, and what role will these shadowy figures play in shaping the nation’s intricate history?
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Top Ten for the first time ever. I’m so excited I’m at a loss for words. Now I have to go read David’s masterpiece of the day.
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MAGA / Q rantings that it is a mutation caused by COVID-19 vax … in 3-2 -1 …
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“Maximum Leader”
The site claims SACR is “raising accountable leaders to help build thriving communities of free citizens” who will rebuild “the frontier-conquering spirit of America”. It condemns “those who rule today”, saying that they “corrupt the sinews of America”, “[alienate] men from family, community, and God” and promising to “counter and conquer this poison”.
It also prominently features SACR’s cross-like insignia or “mark” which it describes variously as symbolizing “sword and shield” and the rejection of “Modernist philosophies and heresies”.
Finally, the site advises that SACR membership “is organized primarily around local groups overseen by a national superstructure” and “is by invitation only”, offering an email address for those “interested in learning more”.
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Heidi Beirich is co-founder of the Global Project on Hate and Extremism and an expert of the far right. She characterized the rhetoric on the website as “palingenetic ultranationalism”, a feature of fascism that proposes a revolution as a means of national rebirth.….
On his personal website, The Worthy House, where he styles himself “Maximum Leader”, Haywood has written that the sale made him “rich beyond the dreams of avarice and looking to cause trouble”. Mansfield-King was reportedly “on track to do $45m in revenue” in the year before its sale.
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That Mr. Trump is such a nice young man. A Christian in thought and action! God bless him and help him save our country from the Woke, the Commies, and the Gays(and the nut cases who flock to smutty radical left-wing web sites like this!).
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The name of the new giraffe must obviously be Spot.
ETA: If you wanted to go with a Shakespearean vibe, you could go with, Out, damnable Spot. That would probably work better with a female giraffe though. I guess for a male you could use, Thane Macbeth, or for a female, Lady Macbeth. I actually kinda like that one…you could find well-read people that way.
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I’d be looking for a Brown Swiss bull with a Giantess fetish.
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I like the name Dot.
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I don’t always retweet MAGA Republican accounts, but when I do I prefer
. The overwhelming majority of Americans love dogs. Unlike weirdo Trump.
he didn’t get “distracted by a dog”, you cold-hearted, soulless ghouls, he acknowledged a dog who is part of the rescue effort. who the fuck hurt you people anyway?
The RNC attacking Joe Biden for petting a dog that’s been searching a disaster site for human remains is one of the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever seen in politics
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HOW HAVE JIM JORDAN AND MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE NOT ALREADY IMPEACHED HIM FOR THE CRIME OF DOG!
I don’t get it. Are they secretly trying to help Biden improve his approval numbers?
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Most conmen, in my experience, are saying just about enough to get out of the room with their myth unopposed. Sooner people realize Trump is saying just enough to slip out of whatever conversational gambit the better.
It is powerfully indicative of our dumbass monkey nature that this fat fool still has most of the world listening to him.
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Thankfully, I had already had a full cup of coffee before having to see that ugly Tangeranus.
(h/t @runfastandwin)
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Viv is trying to link the 9-11 Report and January 6 as a Government conspiracy. If he succeeds, it’ll say a lot about America’s educational system.
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Camelopardalis. Pard for short.
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Good lord. High on their own supply?
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Magnificent!
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As for me, I look forward to the day when this f_ckin’ reality show comes to an end.
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