If it affects his tweeting fingers he’s done for.
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I don’t know, with Gym Jordan’s yapper he could probably chew his way out.
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It could be tRump got too dizzy huffing that hairspray he also uses on that thing on his head.
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If only they could find a real-life “Dave” who could take his place and restore the heart and soul to the white house.
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As good a guess as any, better than some. I was imagining acute constipation.
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yes, he’s clearly 6’3" and only 243 pounds.
Christ, looking at that picture I’d say his ass is 243 pounds. He’s an easy 260.
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That’s cuz Graham is blocking the exit.
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Are you OK?
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Temporarily.
Doug Letter has three days to respond.
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Yeah, that doesn’t seem quite as worrisome as the initial headlines hinted. Still time for Roberts to do the right thing here.
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Or was he having a panic attack and needed new medication?
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Maybe a garbage dump or a cesspool can be named after him. Aren’t there any superfund clean-up sites needing a name?
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I’m in the land of elder care, and that’s one of the first things the ER checks for when an elderly patient is brought in–you’re whisked to the CT/MRI room pretty quickly.
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275 minimum but more likely 300. That’s an awful lot of white meat there.
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I wonder if there are any Agent Orange manufacturing/dumping/storage sites that need a name?
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“Doctor, my heart won’t stop racing!”
“Well, I think you’ll be okay if you stop snorting Adderall…”
“What should I snort instead???”
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We’ll, there was already a “Love Canal” , so now we can have a “Hate Canal” …
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I’m guessing he keeps getting visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, who kicks him in the balls every time he nods off to sleep
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Thanks. I just heard the announcement. It sounded weird. You’d think this case has moved up the judicial food chain enough that it should have just been a case where the Court decided it wouldn’t take up the matter, but noooooo.
He’s special. So fucking special.
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if he’s 5’9", then I’d say 260 in that photo
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