Trump Launches Whole-of-Government Attack on Midterm Elections

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith

I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tzar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general’s rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game,

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@jnbenson proved conclusively over the weekend that the Devil is more trustworthy and honorable than Trump.

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Social media was a mistake.

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Even fictively trump wouldn’t waste his time on old ladies - he’d be lifting hot babes whose tops had burned off and hauling them down in a fireman’s lift for their humiliation and his enjoyment.

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Since it’s Iceland, shouldn’t that go with a volcanic look?

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And he clearly does NOT like women at all.

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I mean, what he mostly wants them to do is to not deliver mail ballots. That won’t cost them anything! Except maybe they need to order some larger dumpsters.

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I was teaching in the South Bronx on 9/11.
Dear Leader wasn’t part of the news of the time until he joined in by defaming members of NYC Arab-American community and claimed his tower was now New York’s tallest.
He had no part in the events of the day or the subsequent clean up, as best as I can recall.

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For amusement.

https://x.com/sarrah_bellus/status/2097065420763124022

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I agree with you that Putin is behind it all, I’ve been saying so since Brexit and then our 2016 election. But the bigger problem is that Putin just proved that the model works. Now any country with the will power can jump in and do it themselves. (And I’m guessing several have already) So it no longer goes away with Putin. This is going to be a permanent problem.

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And,

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He knows it’s bullshit
We know it’s bullshit
The Republicans know it’s bullshit
The courts know it’s bullshit
The press knows it’s bullshit
The world knows it’s bullshit

But instead of declaring this bullshit, here we are. The world is right to assume Americans are fucking morons, because we mostly are.

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I’m sorry. I find this whole tale rather unlikely … seems we would have heard this years ago and ad nauseam ever since if it had taken place. If there had been tears in their eyes by the end, I would known it was bullshit.

Can anyone confirm whether there is even an inkling of truth to this?

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Oh I 100% believe that. He only loves men, and he despises women. He only has sex with women as a status thing or to dominate/harm them.

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nailed it

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I’ll make a guess and say tRump hasn’t run to anything, away from something, or anywhere in at least 40 years.

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