This young gent is known in doge as “big balls”
He has gotten into the most sensitive parts of Social Security… names, addresses, phone numbers, social security ID numbers, complete medical records, marital status, police records(if any). Party preference in voting… everything about us…
I’m wondering if this kid is old enough to shave.
Convicted, yes. But that’s not quite the same thing.
Erratum: To be elected Pope, it is merely necessary to be a baptized, not confirmed, Catholic male. My recollection was faulty.
(Of course, the actual likelihood that the College of Cardinals will elect anyone who is not one of their own number is only slightly higher than the likelihood of my flying to the moon by vigorously flapping my arms.)