Is it too much to hope that tomorrow Beavis and Butthead get served??
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So MY question is…will Donnie interfere NOW getting his boy Barr gin up some BS that it is UNFAIR DAMMIT to charge anyone that Trump ever even TALKED to or will OR do they keep their fingers crossed and hope all the cheating they’ve done to take away the vote of the people will work and they can deal with this after January?
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Oops, and here I thought it was Tortellini and White Sauce…
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What did Trump say?
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Okay…that actually sounds kinda sad. I think it confirms that fact that he is having some kind of mental issues.
ETA: Okay…now I feel stupid. I didn’t open the link, just read the headline/ opener. Didn’t realize this was Borowitz! I’ve been BOROWITZED. The sad thing is…it was actually believeable.
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Ahh the rites of spring… playing year-round now.
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Rick Gates … received $25,000 per month for advice and guidance with respect to navigating the administration
How much of this went to higher ups in Trump criminal enterprise?
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How many of his associates have been charged now?
And how many charges were brought against Obama’s associates and Administration?
Wow…just wow.
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What did Trump say?
Trump railed against Wray, who he said should provide more documents to John Durham, who was tapped by Barr to lead the review into the origins of the Russia investigation.
“So Christopher Wray was put there. We have an election coming up. I wish he was more forthcoming, he certainly hasn’t been. There are documents that they want to get, and we have said we want to get. We’re going to find out if he’s going to give those documents. But certainly he’s been very, very protective,” the President said on Fox Business…
Trump told Fox Business that Wray “was put there for a good reason, he was chosen by a certain person, and I said, go ahead, put whoever you want. I’m so honest that I said you could put anybody you want. Let’s see how Wray turns out. He’s either going to turn out one way or the other.”
He continued, “Bill Barr has a chance to be the greatest of all time. But if he wants to be politically correct, he’ll be just another guy.”
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well said! 
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I think pretty much anything is possible with this cast of characters.
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An old pyramid grain silo is a prefect place to hide out and keep safe during a pandemic.
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I need a bigger schadenfreude cup. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bigger.
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Is he still there?
One more here
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You mean his company, “Kickbacks R Us” (aka the Trump Org.)? I heard they went bankrupt…
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And the popcorn run out weeks ago.
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A living abortion
I have to tell you, that you believed that Carson might have gone to the White House and wondered what happened just made my day. Because it is believable! Hilarious.
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I usually don’t, but because this was Ben Carson, I fell for it at first, too. When I glanced at the byline after the first couple sentences, I had to say, “Damn, Borowitz is good.” He always brightens my day.
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