I don’t know what it is, but every time I see Broidy I hear William Macy in my head re-creating his Fargo role.
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This is the guy that dumpster “helped out” in regards to a pregnant Playboy Bunny right?
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It’s not just Everything Trump Touches Dies (ETTD), it’s also Everything That Touches Trump Dies (ETTTD).
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Today is federal indictment day first the group that plotted to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer and now Elliott Broidy. Sweet.
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You could knock me over with a feather right now.
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Another Trumphole who is so crooked his coffin will have to be screwed into the ground
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So maybe he is talking, since he is trying to make a plea deal? Maybe somebody could ask the shithead cover lawyer for Trump, Michael Cohen, what actually went down??
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Trump’s negative comment about Barr this morning makes more sense now.
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Wonder if Barr will step in to protect this clown too?
I believe Ben’s been asleep for the last nine months.
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the Public Integrity Section at the DOJ’s main office
How did Barr miss that one?
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It wouldn’t surprise me. The first thing these guys do when it looks like they are going to the Slammer (which they are convinced is packed with minorities, anxious to cornhole them to death) is try to make a deal where they will roll on everyone they can think of in exchange for a light sentence. Being in prison TERRIFIES them.
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If we use the standard Bill Barr and the Trump administration applied to Michael Flynn, several federal agents will soon be investigated and put in serious legal jeopardy for catching Elliott Broidy conspiring “to illegally lobby the U.S. government on behalf of a staggering array of foreign interests.”
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Yet another Trump associate and friend headed to jail. Has the Trump administration broken the all time record for corruption and criminality yet?
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Are they just making a point of prosecuting some obvious R side cases so they look balanced when they try to indict some D’s on bogus charges?
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Hmm. On Earth II I believe he’s considered a “perfect physical specimen.” Everywhere else, of course, he’s just another maggot-gagger.
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So… Borowitz woke him up for this interview, or was he still just talking in his sleep?
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Gotta love Borowitz.
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