Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) can start sleeping easy now.
Ex-President Donald Trump gave a “complete and total endorsement” of Rubio’s reelection bid on Friday morning, officially shutting down rumors of his daughter, Ivanka Trump, running for Rubio’s seat.
Bigly loser endorses little senate candidate.
I wonder how much little marco had to commit to spend in campaign events at doral and merde au lac? Twin peaches knows he’s good for it, because he can unendorse him at any time.
Good thing Trump is known for keeping his word and never turning against people he has previously praised, backed or even hired.
Tiny hands and big ears unite!
Future Headline: Trump retracts endorsement of Rubio, talks about Senator Ivanka.
#ETTD!
Let’s go!
stops singing
starts singing
I shudder to think of the vile debasement and humiliations Little Marco had to undergo to obtain this endorsement. The sorts of things which, if captured on video, would only be purchasable with Bitcoin on the dark web.
Anything is possible, but re: the state’s 2021 Republican primary, nope.
TPM headline writer whiffed on this one:
Little Marco Gets Big Endorsement
What happens to Trump between now and the FL Senate Campaign is pretty much baked in, in terms of maximum problems.
To Trump.
Ex-President Donald Trump gave a “complete and total endorsement” of Rubio’s reelection bid on Friday morning, officially shutting down rumors of his daughter, Ivanka Trump, running for Rubio’s seat.
And next we know Trump gets indicted of 99 counts of fraud (all varieties, political, electoral, financial, tax), and Marco will start sweating again
Just 99?
So…two questions:
Which journalist will be the first to identify the money flowing from Rubio’s campaign funds to Trump’s pocket?
Is Rubio’s face that color because he just finished tossing Trump’s salad, or did Trump finally share his greatest secret (ie. Bronzer Brand)?
Methinks Silicone Barbie’s polling is ungood.
It’s like in the Godfather movies, where the Don kisses his next mark. Really. Dead man walking.
Daddy doesn’t want daughter dearest that far away from him.
If he sweats any more he’ll be pulling water bottles from both sides of the screen at once. I don’t see why he remains so thirsty for a position that requires him to do what Trump regularly gets from Ivanka or Hope Hicks anyways.
And besides all that, Trevor Noah put it best when talking about some previous Trump expression of support: “A promise from Donald Trump is just about the most worthless thing a person could get. You’re better off getting an offer for tickets to the next Bill Cosby standup show.”
I know it is unseemly to mention the physical attributes of folks, but, Christ, Marco’s ears are huge and so ugly.