In a surprise appearance Monday in the Rose Garden, President Trump honored Conan the dog, who he hailed last month for his involvement in the lethal raid of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
SOMEONE is looking for a little attention… 
But when Conan declined to hang a picture of Trump in his doghouse, Trump had the canine escorted from the premises and unceremoniously forbidden from ever holding a cabinet position again.
Desperate people do desperate things… (I think I have posted that now concerning Donnie’s antics for about the one millionth time…)
A service dog can’t refuse the white house invitation.
Trump: “Conan is a tough cookie”
Ok boomer…
Why is Melania wearing a bathrobe?
Conan: Leave me the fuck out of this, orange person.
Did the stain actually touch Conan? I hope not, because we know what happens next if it did.
I was told about Conan himself and Conan is a tough cookie
Yeah, ok. But has he committed any war crimes yet?
What a bastard. But the dog’s pretty cute.
You’d think Trump gets all the licking he needs from the GOP caucus.
“I was told about the breed. Not many people know this, but many people are saying this is the strongest, most powerful breed. Very big breed. The largest. And it’s American, folks, it’s a very American breed. Nobody else has this breed, and not too long ago, nobody had this breed, the Democrats had gotten rid of this breed, and our dogs were weak. And the dog general said Sir, we need the big dogs, we can’t protect America with the little dogs, and now we have them again. The dog force is as strong as it’s ever been, folks, believe me.”
Conan raised the average IQ at the WH by at least 10 points.
Don’t worry. Next week Trump is going to tweet he barely knows Conan after the dog dutifully answers a congressional subpoena.
“He testified before the House Judiciary Committee, like a dog! Drool coming out of his whatever! It’s disgusting, folks, many people say it’s dog treason. We don’t have dog soldiers, folks. Fake soldier, fake soldier. We have dog traitors. No President has ever faced so many dog coups before. Sick and wrong!”
All Dogs are Never Trumpers and Angry Democrats
^^ tweet preview with extraneous capitalizations
It’s true, no dog in history has ever voted for a Republican.
This is not how someone who has spent time with dogs talks about a dog, or someone with a functioning mind for that matter.
Is Mel wearing a bathrobe?