I was going to say the exact same thing.
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I saw another clip from Dementia Don’s appearance just now where he talked about asking whether they were going to put a muzzle on Conan and then noted how they all had a great time playing with “it.” Dear Leader is as skilled in interacting with dogs as he is with people.
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The pool report added that White House deputy press secretary Judd Deere initially kept the details of the appearance vague, telling reporters: “remain as calm as possible” because “there is going to be an animal that comes out” for this event.
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The pool report added that White House deputy press secretary Judd Deere initially kept the details of the appearance vague, telling reporters: “remain as calm as possible” because “there is going to be an animal that comes out” for this event.
This is too easy…
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Put a muzzle on a trained military dog for a meet and greet? Insulting.
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I understand that Conan got his undergraduate from UC Barkley.
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I hear he did a master’s at Wooford.
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Well, it’s an extremely expensive designer one-off bathrobe, so …
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Uniformed military are starting to refuse to stand near him for photographs. So, he’s got to use the dogs, who would probably prefer not to be there and have to eat the fucking Big Macs for lunch.
One of them should bite his tiny hand and risk the court martial.
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He’s doing dogtoral studies at Wheaten presently.
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It’s like a perfect breed isn’t it? If not it will be when Donald’s done!
Agolf who uses DOG pejoratively is now hiding behind a dog. Lovely 
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Lucky for them they are used to smelling assholes.
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Headline: Clueless Consort lets no roll of remnant couch upholstery fabric go unused.
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“Remain as calm as possible” because “there is going to be an animal that comes out” for this event.
Um, Chiselin’ Trump?
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LOVE how well they handled that pooch. Pence trying to keep Conan out of his crotch…
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"I was told about Conan himself and Conan is a tough cookie and nobody is going to mess with this dog,” Trump said.
And then Chiselin’ Trump explained to Conan how al-Baghdadi “died like a dog. He died like a coward.”
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Conan checking out the rumor that it was all smooth down there, like a Ken Doll.
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I don’t think saying Devin’s “screwed the pooch” is quite correct given his predilection for microwaved fleshy fruits. “Screwed the pumpkin” seems more appropriate.
Did the stain actually touch Conan? No either he is scared of dogs or thinks they are unclean
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