President Donald Trump went full conspiracy theory about Democrats’ alarm over COVID-19, aka the deadly coronavirus, on Friday night.
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President Donald Trump went full conspiracy theory about Democrats’ alarm over COVID-19, aka the deadly coronavirus, on Friday night.
“One of my people came up to me and said, ‘Mr. President, they tried to beat you on Russia, Russia, Russia. That didn’t work out too well. They couldn’t do it. They tried the impeachment hoax,’” he told the crowd, saying that “it’s all turning.” Then Trump declared: “And this is their new hoax.”
“One of my people.”
Sure.
That dude is seriously unwell.
Toadglans is obviously getting all of his cutting-edge “caronavirus” updates from renowned epidemiologist and Oxycontin connoisseur Rusty Limpballs.
That helps explain why all of the Trumpistas have sworn off Skunk Beer (aka Corona).
This isnt funny anymore…
Only Russian sanctioned intervention is allowed, and his friend Brad Percale keeps him informed of that. Covid-19 is from China and China promised to be nice to him as part of the trade talks. So clearly it is fake news, as the Chinese are his friends.
No way that Xi would every hurt trump, they are friends.
It is only real when the nice guys and the bimbo in the middle on FOX and Freinds tell him it is real, until they do, it is all fake.
Now watch GOPers deploy their two cure-all plans: bigotry and tax breaks for rich people.
Trump needs to expose himself and his lackeys to the Coronavirus to “prove” it’s a hoax created by the Democrats.
The excuse/reason for more tax cuts for the rich: they’re the job creators, the little people owe them everything; or perhaps a more honest approach: fuck you and try to stop us.
What are “15 cases”?
The Revanchist Retribution Rally Tour.
A 10 year term is perfect for Trump. In prison.
“We have 15 people in this massive country, and because of the fact that we went early, we went early, we could’ve had a lot more than that,” he said.
If Donnie is so pleased with his administration’s response, he should share it.
He could show his appreciation for his people’s "incredible’ response by going and meeting each of the unprotected officials who greeted the flight returning from China. Further, as a true acknowledgement, he could give each a Presidential Medal of Freedom and a warm, sustained bear hug and kiss on the cheek.
Oh, and since it was Pompeous’s office, Mike should follow Donnie down the line, magnanimously expressing his tremendous gratitude with an equally long kiss and hug…
When that’s done, I’ll lend some credence to current occupant’s drivel about the disease. (Ed.)
No! Not that! Anything but that!
Big strong guy. Then he cried.
Just avert yer eyes from any electron microscopes.
“One of my people.”
Sure it’s one of his people. It’s a guy named Harvey. He’s a six-foot tall bipedal rabbit.
In Donnie’s world, boxes of beer stored in the cellar.