Pssst, Dems still control the Senate until the new session in January.
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At first I thought they were talking about the Tennessee football team.
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Meanwhile, Congress is considering a spending bill that would give sweetheart provisions for government censors and for Liz Cheney. The bill would make it easier to hide the records of the corrupt January 6 committee—which accomplished nothing
Marcy has some thoughts about this.
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Because he won’t force them to gay marry and then transition genders and use a different toilet against their will after having been forced to have an abortion by the government.
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“These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.”
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The markets react to the Elon Musk government shutdown
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December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
ETA: Can’t stop it noodling around in my head that part of why they want a crash so badly is because if you put $1B into the market after deliberately and unnaturally crashing it and then remove the forces that crashed it, you can end up with $100B. One might also wonder whether and to what extent it’s an elaborate plan to basically short the entire US economy and end up owning most of it.
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Absolutely. That low-flow toilet takes 15 fucking flushes, no natural filament light anymore, can’t even have your AR-15 with you in the public toilet for self-defense.
And the toilet paper, all “recycled”, falls apart in your hands, let alone trying to wipe your ass.
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…except all Presidential elections are already based exclusively on the Electoral College.
It’s…already that. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
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But the House spends money.
In any case there was time to get their shit in order and nobody thought it important until …DAMN…WE GOT A SHUT DOWN ON FRIDAY!!! It’s not like this has never happened before. And they’re up against the debt ceiling.
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There are more Starships in the ocean than there are in space…
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People can light more than one candle.
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Have you ever tried to snort coke with a paper straw or a biodegradable spoon? Impossible! Don’t believe me? Ask Don Jr.
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He shoots . . . He scores!!!
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ATTENTION FLORIDUH!
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Or just recognize that, however bad he is, there are many people who aspire to be the next hitler/stalin, but almost all fail.
So, yeah, I’d take the dice roll in the next month for an entire reset of the current picture of intended nominations and all that as a different incoming administration wouldn’t have to be paying off the kid’s ex-g/f with an ambassadorship.
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And then there would be seven more weeks of Daylight Savings Time.
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Dems lost America when they started sending around Jack-booted government thugs in D.C. to do hidden inspections of businesses and issue fines for the “crime” of using a fucking plastic straw.
While at the same time a car gets jacked like every day there.