Former President Donald Trump on Tuesday announced that he was cancelling a press conference he’d scheduled for the anniversary of the Jan. 6 Capitol attack.
He is ducking a capias.
Awww, I was so looking forward to him touting his non-existent social media site, TROOF Suckall. Maybe his attorneys got through to him that when you’re the officer of a publicly traded company (or one about to be acquired by same), you can’t just go running your mouth without legal and financial consequences.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping was unavailable as it was hosting the rotary club. Or a rotary trimmer.
Sounds like someone warned him not to further implicate himself. Sad.
Brave Sir Donald ran away… 
In a statement, Trump said he was cancelling the event “in light of the total bias and dishonesty of the January 6th Unselect Committee of Democrats”
Wow. Sooooo weak. Maybe he’s really really ill.
The porn shop across the street is feeling left out, and wouldn’t mind some, er… action.
And amazingly he took somebody’s good advice.
Yeah, it’s weak, alright. You don’t really see much of a believable cause and effect relationship there. I think it’s more one of those rare situations where someone finally got him to see that one more whinefest isn’t going to help much.
Oh, I missed this little gem. LOL.
Gosh, I hope he can still afford attorneys. I see where Melania is auctioning off her old clothes. And don’t tell me about his huge war chest, ummkay? They’re grifting for nickels now.
And his plane still hasn’t grown an engine.
And he used to enjoy it so, showing up places in that plane. How does he go to rallies any more? Does he take the bus?
Fantastic, now I can watch President Biden speak Thursday without fear of that horse’s ass polluting the airwaves.
Haven’t heard his wretched, gurgling voice for months, and that makes me happy every day.
Yellow bellied coward!
Probably found out only OAN would cover it live.
I guess he still needs to iron out the German parts.
Bingo. Something like that. Nobody outside the hardest core asking for credentials or paying it much mind at all.
What if there was a press conference and nobody came?
Not revenue-positive, as they say. Though his cash costs for doing a presser are negligible.