President Donald Trump on Monday boasted about the tanks and the “best fighter jets in the world” that he’s planning on stationing during his Fourth of July celebration in Washington.
I’m willing to pay for tanks if they surround the White House and demand his surrender.
#Trumppresser
Yes I will gladly contribute to that cause.
Good grief. Can’t we just give him some plastic green army men and some Legos to play with instead?
This is what happens when you give the Presidency to someone with the emotional maturity of a five-year old.
Hey, I’m just glad he didn’t ask for any aircraft carriers or nuclear submarines on the Potomac.
“But we have the brand new Sherman tanks and we have the brand new Abram tanks."
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Pretty sure Lego would ban their product from being sold to a despot dictator. Ruins the brand.
ETA: Also, you’ve got to have some level of intelligence and ability to follow instructions to put those sets together…
You’re presuming the finale of the show doesn’t involve him nuking the increasingly Blue Northeastern Virgina with a sub-launched missile.
A 73-year-old child playing with his new toy set. So sad and sickening.
And hot chicks… really hot… we’re talking prime Hollywood beef, you know?
Anyone taking bets on whether he orders said tanks to fire on the crowd when he sees the trump blimp?
Shermans?
Ooh booy…
Wait till he has the fly over from the old iron. He will believe that P-51s are still in production and service. Wait till you see the stealth Sopwith Camel.
This man truly is playing with the military like a 1960s Marx plastic army playset.
Yep, just saw your comment.
Would never happen anyway. He’d fool with them for a minute or two, get frustrated, and say they were “stupid” and leave them lying around for the maid to put away.
There have to be generals banging their heads on their desks right about now.
Well, in his mind it all belongs to HIM, because reasons.
Yes let us tear up the brand new tanks. By all means. hahahahaha
Yeah they require some assembly so that ain’t happening. hahahaha