Trump Brags About Having Tanks At 4th Of July Celebration

Naw, they’re happy to keep him distracted by shiny things so that he doesn’t get those notions to launch nukes against Iran again…

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Well he hit my want to scream out loud moment finally. It has been a while, having become a bit numb. But jeez. Who is feeding him what info? You know someone is whispering this crap in his ears.

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The tanks and fighter jets on wires in the Godzilla movies would work.

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He does not have the fucking balls to do that. He is too big a coward.

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The “newest” Sherman tank is 2 years OLDER than he is…

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There have to be generals blaming themselves for not standing up to this lunatic with a rejoinder that we guard our democracy at the ballot box, not from the turret of a tank.

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I think those shriveled up a long time ago. And that is the problem. Over compensating.

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Yeah I think the ones who have have gotten fired.

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Uh-oh. You do realize that he reads the boards, right? Pretty sure it’s @inversion. And there’s nothing like a dare to goad him into action for once…

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If you think about it, he’s PLAYING a President, wars and such would be too messy and stuff.

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Thursday’s weather in DC:

92 degrees, low of 74. 50% chance of rain. Should be nice and humid. I wonder if that thing on his head will get curly. He’ll be even more comfortable with his bullet-proof vest.

:grinning:

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OMG. If Nancy Pelosi truly cares for the children of future democracy, she needs to pass a law right away banning baby Trump from any locale where he’s around explosives : - O

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I swear.

I have never seen a bigger coward on two legs than Donald Trump. It does take a little bit of oomph to push that button or give that command. He has no oomph at all.

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He has never even shot a gun. Not in his life.

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He’d step on them barefoot on the way back from the can and then yell you’re fired to anyone around.

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How about CGI tanks and planes and stuff. Put him in a green room and splash all that crap around him.

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If I believed in prayer I’d be on my knees fervently praying for a stroke.

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Is Cadet Bone Spurs really that impotent??

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You know it will be a shit show. It will somehow backfire on him, as it always does.

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You’re onto something… But let’s expand that a bit, bet Bezos could loan enough server space to host a virtual world. Wouldn’t need all of it, just models of his golf courses, the inside of Air Force 1, the WH and Pyongyang.

He could happily be Dictator for life with his family, only the rest of us would know that it’s all playing out inside the Supermax.

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