Nah, he has no idea about friendship, one way or another.
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Yeah, I didn’t even think about using that word. I was just typing out an old phrase. Should have said “person” … or “thing.”
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I’m trying to figure out why he needs us to focus on this shiny object. What other dark deed is coming down the pike? or is he just trying to keep from having to talk about actual victims of the hurricane in places that aren’t Alabama?
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Oh, you and your “facts.” How quaint.
Facts have no place in Donnie’s disturbed and failing mind.
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Neil Jacobs, the acting head of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), testified before Capitol Hill that 5G wireless signals could seriously degrade forecasting accuracy. “This would degrade the forecast skill by up to 30%. If you look back in time to see when our forecast skill was roughly 30% less than it was today, it’s somewhere around 1980,” Jacobs said. “This would result in the reduction of hurricane track[ing] forecasts’ lead time by roughly two to three days.”
Two or three days! Oy vey. May as well have Toadglans doing the forecasting.
In all fairness he does have the “fore” part down.
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Meanwhile we are also informed on a daily basis that women are bitchy, emotional drama queens.
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“Johnny… Johnny… tell me I’m a good boy, Johnny. Tell everyone I’m not making up stories and that I’m a very good boy, Johnny…”
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Take a moment to process this.
If Trump was your child’s science teacher, boss, relative, accountant, attorney or friend you would think the guy is nuts and take the car keys away…
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We should not let the media get away with equating “conservative” with “GOP” either, and that false equivalency predates Trump.
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I like how he’s running back to Fox.
Trump: Hey baby you still love me don’t you?
Fox: What about that other girl?
Trump: OAN? She meant nothing to me! C’mon sweetheart. You know you wanna.
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I’d take the Sharpie away too … before he started drawing on the walls and people’s faces.
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That photo of John Roberts looks like the aging male models they always use in Cialis commercials.
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He is really letting his freak flag fly on this one. Sounds like someone who realizes something is amiss but refuses to acknowledge it while trying to get others to tell him he is not crazy after all.
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That was a classic. 
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Jesus, is President Queeg still bitching about Hurricane Strawberries?
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Yes, but you like nuts. 
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Could someone count the number of Alabama tweets vs. the number of Carolinas-we-got-your-back tweets and report back with a rough ratio? I don’t have the stomach for it but I think it is probably ~10:1
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" According to a CNN report Thursday night, Trump called Fox News correspondent John Roberts into the Oval Office shortly after Roberts finished his 3 p.m. live shot Thursday to argue that he wasn’t wrong about Dorian’s path including Alabama."
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955),"
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heres a challenge - can somebody goad him into an argument about electricity -
and how you have to be safe … and careful …
and understand the science of electricity is important
and caution must be exercised when using electrical appliances .
… and that all really smart scientists will tell you
that you should never never take a bath with a toaster.
That’s right … everybody needs to listen to the smart scientists and follow their advice …
… what’s that Mr. President? Oh you want to take a bath ? … right after you stop by the kitchen? well OK
EDIT:
seriously - this could work … obviously somebody told him scientists say not to look directly at the sun during an eclipse …
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Those fingers in the cartoon rattling the First Marbles look too big to belong on the hands of President Queeg.
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