Trump Announces Residency Change From New York To Florida

He’ll still be going back to NY. Sing Sing is my guess.

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And its too late to lose
The weight you used to use
To throw around.
So have a good drown
While you go down
All alone
Dragged down by the stone.

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Lol - Tax Dodger In Chief

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Did I tell you about that dream I had a few weeks ago wherein I dreamed that Trump and spawn had defected to Russia?
I’ve never been so sorry to wake up.

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What is the difference between not paying taxes in New York and not paying taxes in Florida?
Anyone?

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I keep wondering why they haven’t.

Must suffer from Epstein syndrome, that presumption that they’re permanently going to escape the law.

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OT–
The petro state of North Dakota is leaking.

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More good advice from Rudy, he told Donald that Florida had no extradition treaty with the US.

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Yes! And Rudy “America’s Mayor” Gooliani is right behind him!

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The neighbors are gonna be pissed.

He’s already fucked up their airport for 100 days, now he plans to make that permanent?

Or does the level of security drop enough that that won’t be happening…

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To be honest, Trump seems more like ‘Florida Man’ than a New Yorker anyway.

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While preventing Trump Towers from losing its remaining tenants.

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Maybe he’s moving to be closer to the swamp.

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Great move.
Florida is sinking as is Trump.

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Outrageous! I read more relevant news here on TPM than my regular news feed. I need to find a better news aggregator than Google.

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I wonder if Moscow mitch has already had the… “chat” yet?

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IIRC, a few months ago, Beavis and Butthead recently bought a mansion very close to Merde-a-Lago (from Spankee’s sister?). There’s a real chance that’s for Daddy.

My guess is that Spankee and his Evil Spawn are waking up to the fact that NY is never going to love them the way Spankee thinks they should, they will never be in the “inner circle” there — they recently took the name off the skating rinks in Central Park because they figured they wouldn’t get leases renewed and the Spankee name has been taken off buildings all over town.

I think this is his way of flipping the bird at NY Libruls.

Who, like Cuomo, are all saying “good riddance to bad rubbish.”

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In his imagination, Trump sees his departure and the grief stricken children of NYC.
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Donnie boy, this move will not improve your legal outlook.

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Mierda Lago will be declared an “Opportunity Zone,” with extra perks for foreign tax-free investment.

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