Former first lady Michelle Obama rebuked President Trump on Monday as the sitting president’s refusal to concede has held up President-elect Joe Biden’s formal transition process.
Thank you Ms. Obama, your sentiments and upbraid of our so called “president” Trump is entirely well-earned by him. Appropriately, you invoke terms like “respectful,” and the “right thing to do,” and “love of country.” But regrettably, as we have all learned over these past four horrifying years, these are concepts that are entirely alien to Donnie Trump. His pea-sized, six-year old brain is incapable of processing such complex values.
There’s some version of a Sartre hell where a woman has sold her soul for the purpose of living with The Donald for the remainder of her life (or his, since it will likely be shorter). She better hope that he hasn’t secretly written her out of his will out of spite.
…And Michelle Obama’s Anger Translator (H/T: Luther, “Key and Peele”), hopefully played by Leslie Jones, turns to Melania Trump and says, dismissively, "Bitch, please!"