Texas GOP Approves Declaration That Biden Didn’t Actually Win

Agree with us nicely, or we’ll make you agree with us the hard way.

5 Likes

Wasn’t Schumpeter antifa?

3 Likes

Texas Republicans remind me of a bunch of guys wearing funny hats passing rules and regulations on the way to the kegger.

4 Likes

They also want a pony for Christmas.

3 Likes

FUCK TEXAS! I say that as a person who was born in San Angelo, lived in Lubbock and whose parents are from Dallas. FUCK TEXAS!

7 Likes

Yup. Get ready.

2 Likes

It truly is a cult or tribal thing. I work with lots of Republicans here in deep red semi-rural central Texas. It comes from their churches. They are told that Democrats are evil and don’t love Jesus enough. They vote the way they are told, they can’t think for themselves, otherwise they might be ostracisized!!! Worse - their kids might not get into Texas A&M, one of the centers of the cult.

21 Likes

Time to show Texas the door.

4 Likes

If Texas doesn’t secede of their own volition, the state ought to be forced out. And the rest of the deep-red shit-states too, for that matter.

4 Likes

So … this is real. And it’s deadly serious.

Things on the kill list: POC, LGBTQIA+, personal rights, freedom and liberty (especially women’s), education, democracy.

However, gun ownership without limitation and gun violence should be just fine.

“The Texas Republican Party is raising record funds for election integrity,” a statement on the party’s website bragged. I think this more accurately should read: “The Texas Republican Party is raising record funds for the complete elimination of election integrity.”

11 Likes

Lice on salmon also works, but I did learn a new word today. Thanks, Ralph!

2 Likes

Is this really surprising? The only plank on the 2020 National platform was to follow Trump’s lead and elect him and the candidates that supported him. There was nothing else. And as we saw, a weak platform won’t hold many of those fat assed fascist without collapsing.

11 Likes

What was your old one?

3 Likes

Or just torpedo them.

1 Like

Yes, you’re right, my kin might make that their new goal - become the rulers, Under God/Jesus, and cast out anyone who isn’t a Creationist.
They’d probably go with the prairie dog repasts if they could get that kind of power.
It would get them a higher spot in Heaven. For real - they think that way.

2 Likes

I. B. Normal

5 Likes

No, STOOPID runs deep in Texas. These people are terminal fuckwits.

10 Likes

Red staters don’t think it will ever happen to them – lose SS, VA benefits, foodstamps, Medicare, Medicaid and there’s enough needing them in those states. A reality check is overdue.

7 Likes

Pardon but Texas does not get to make that decision about who won the 2020 election. If they reject the election certification process as outlined in amendment 12, then they are rejecting the Constitution. And if they reject the Constitution the state ought to secede from the Union and go their own way as an independent Republic.

11 Likes

They would probably vote for Wyxit (or Texit) being promised everything will be the same, and we will be our own bosses and wealthier.

And when all the Federal facilities are closed, and Federal property moved to another state the teeth gnashing will begin.

5 Likes