I know. Always gotta have that bible ready as a defense.
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It’s just a typo. It should be “pasture,” and he’s grazing.
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Thirsty?
No worries.
Goblets & goblets of conservative tears.
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I read Thickset. Forgive me.
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They aren’t: the Senate is not in session. They did the vote and everybody ran.
If Golden Corral has an all-you-can-eat buffet, he is a threat to their profitability.
@tena beat me to it. 
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Perhaps this is the “anti-democracy scheme” the GOPers are referring to?
Think Trump will float her the $1.3 bill?
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I was thinking it was Sen. Grassley that got stripped of a committee assignment. You’re right about King. Maybe I’m wrong. Both from Iowa. 
I’d say up to half of them are Q followers like Ashli Babbitt. I watched that video she took while driving screaming at the VP Harris in her head. Cuckoo. The moron in the horned headdress was interviewed by an Arizona paper a couple days afterwards and he was proud of his part and regretted they didn’t go farther. He loves the publicity. If he was treated like the clown he is by the media, he wouldn’t crave attention.
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Well, he certainly thinks he is, so there’s your second opinion…
Also: “eminent”??? Dumb enough too…
ETA: looked at that link a minute ago and now i need a shower. 
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Mafia thug says what now?
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Does Blunt not know what Impeachment means?
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NO offer him TWITTER re-instatement and he’ll leave to get the wifi!
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Curly, Moe and Larry.
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Literally crying in the airport. I thought he was a tough guy.
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Reminds me of the John Pinette routine about being thrown out of the all-you-can-eat buffet at the Chinese restaurant: “You go now! You here four hour!”
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He is nothing but a crime boss.
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“No fly list”
Is there a no oxygen list?
(Asking for a pissed off friend)
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Maybe the Feds can release more mosquitos to speed up the process. Then they can mop up with rakes to rake up all the dried Trump supporter husks.
Ooooh. What about this crew? (via Balloon Juice)
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