Ahhh, good times!
But seriously - Fosters? I mean, it was created by a couple of Yanks way back in the 1800’s and we only started pushing that shit as Aussie beer as a joke on all the Yanks mooching off us while saving Australia in WW2 - I mean, they were drinking all the real beer!
To be clear, it’s Carlton Draft for me, mate.
So, Obligatory Australian Beer Joke:
"So a Yank, a condescending Pommie bastard and an Aussie walk into a bar. Trying to play nice, the Yank orders a Fosters, the condescending Pommie bastard also tries to play nice for once, so he orders a Fosters, too. The barkeep looks at the Aussie, who says to him “I’ll have a glass of water”.
The other two look surprised, so the Aussie explains - “Look, if you two bastards ain’t gonna order a beer, neither will I!”