President Donald Trump’s advisers are reportedly gearing up to spread the blame if the President’s plan to jumpstart the economy by May 1 amid the COVID-19 pandemic crashes and burns and results in the loss of additional American lives.
Actual news report or The Onion Strikes Again? You decide…
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (‘R’) on Tuesday defended the decision to label World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) and other professional sports as “essential services” amid the coronavirus pandemic, saying that people were “starved for content.” “People are chomping at the bit,”
“I alone can fix it.”
“I am not responsible”
This dichotomy should make heads explode. That it does not is proof there is no God…or Dog (for my dyslexic friends).
This is what’s in his head. From the beginning it had all the signs of being one of those immovable Trump thoughts. They are formulating policy around it. This is the centerpiece.
“Yes, touching the hot tea kettle is a bad idea, but if we can get the dog to go along with us on it, to spread the blame, I think we can go ahead as planned.” - Advisor to President Donnie, age 2, on administration’s plan to retrieve the exciting whistley thing from the back of the stove.
OT. The other day I read that Trump is tired of watching 14 year old baseball games so he wants the country opened up again. Obama and Clinton were probably too busy to watch many games; they took the presidency seriously. Lots to read when you are President.