When the kids ask "Dad, how did you survive without a cellphone when you were young?
May I tell them your story? Full (or no) attribution, your choice.
In other words - they are using dogs to dogwhistle. Have they no shame.
That said, her Dad hates dogs and they hate him, maybe it is Jarvanka’s passive-aggressive message to Trump to not come near their house or children.
Or the Village People. There has to be video of Pence doing the motions to YMCA somewhere, no one is that robotic that they can resist making that Y with their arms. .
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Um, sane straight women wouldn’t, so there’s that.
She will be in the closet watching the Mormonboyz to get a better understanding of the situation.
Will Mother be with him, to protect him?
Pence will attend - but has vowed not to use the restroom … or shake any hands … or engage in any “close talking” … or make eye contact …
Well, at least he won’t be left alone in a room with a WOMAN.
Was Pence’s nickname in college “Wide-Stance”?
As long as they aren’t married he’ll take all the money, and maybe other stuff, they give him.
Will “Mother” be in attendance, too? Just asking…
Is there a greater irony? Will his flight to Colorado do a 180, like his recent non-flight to New Hampshire?
Wow!
Huge, if 1985.
Tasteless, immature joke … stolen & modified for this occasion …
Trump and Pence were driving along when all of a sudden Trump slams on the brakes.
There was a porn star with her head stuck in the fence and
Trump said “The Donald never passes up an opportunity like this!”
And he gets out and has his way with the porn star.
Then he says to Pence, “Your turn”…
And Pence bends over and sticks his head in the fence.
Yep, me too. It’s a sad state of affairs and reminds me of a joke on SNL back in the 80’s describing gay Republicans as “people who really, really, really want a capital gains tax cut.”
Without Mother!! Heavens to Betsy!!!
I just hope his wife is there to protect him.
I wonder who finds this greased up buffed man more appealing, Pence or his wifey?
Or could it be both?