Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), who is currently entangled in scandal sparked by a federal sex trafficking probe, apparently now has a fresh sexual misconduct allegation on his hands.
Most people would have been fired for doing this at their office.
Good Morning all! Happy Matt Gaetz Friday!
You know, it seems like Matt Gaetz might be in a bit of a pickle. It would be such a shame if this young congressman’s promising career was suddenly snuffed ouHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I apologize. I thought I could get through all that! I did myself in when I said “bit of a pickle.” Because of the sex thing. Oh never mind.
Enjoy prison, you badly mangled malicious troll doll.
Ick.
What’s the over and under on the number of Gaetz articles today?
A perfect example of an entitled white male.
Like Mr. Trump, Rep. Gaetz is a follower of the god Loki. He is addicted to malice, cruelty, and above all else, chaos. He simply cannot help himself and his ultimate downfall was assured.
It’s a gherkin.
How incredibly juvenile.
CNN also reported that then-House Speaker Paul Ryan’s (R-WI) staffers met with Gaetz sometime during the Florida lawmaker’s first term to discuss standards of professional behavior for members of Congress.
Hopefully, the most ironic thing I will read today.
I’m going to lowball it and predict four.
And I’m positive all those religious conservative GQP politicians he showed the pictures to claimed to be repulsed by the images, after requesting copies.
I don’t care about that, but I am interested in the pool on which day he resigns.
Well, there was one part lacking…
I’m confident Mattie will get a pardon after the Former Guy retakes power in August. 
Oh, come on. It was just locker room talk…
on the floor of the US House of Representatives.
Most people like Matt Gaetz would never have been hired in the first place. Instead, he got elected.
Kudos, Florida voters.
Somebody on another thread called him “degenerate”, which isn’t a term I throw around. But there are people–really damaged people, of whom Trump is Evidence #1–who will always do bad things to others, because they enjoy the degeneracy of it.
(and, obv point I haven’t yet seen made: the fact that Gaetz was trafficking and fucking young girls doesn’t mean he wasn’t also trafficking and fucking young boys)
Maybe. Matt seems to have almost no following among his colleagues other than Gym Jordan, MTG and a few other reprobates.