My god, this all makes Larry craig and his wide stance seem downright nostalgic.

Feds looking at alleged payments Rep. Matt Gaetz made to women and online...
Gaetz previously denied having a relationship with a 17-year-old.
My god, this all makes Larry craig and his wide stance seem downright nostalgic.
No wonder Gaetz is a Trump sycophant. If Trump could get away with his predator habits, why canāt Gaetz. Itās just the Republican way of treating women.
I wonder what Ginger Luckey, Gaetzās fiance!, is thinking today. Maybe he wasnāt the man he pretended to be! I hope sheās had herself checked for STDssssss. Then again, for a Harvard Business gal, she doesnāt seem that bright or perceptive. Probably bought herself in, like about half of all Harvard students at every level.
Iāll go all in and predict by tonight.
Crucifying a motherfucking skeezball like Matt Gaetz is my definition of a Good Friday.
His statements on legislation have always been so well-thought out and brilliant that itās hard to imagine that he was able to craft them while also looking at nudie picsā¦
Meanwhile, in Stuff That Matters ā¦
Yup. Whenever Iām like, āThis will surely get āem!ā Iām reminded that the GOP god-king handwaved away bragging about sexual assault and got more votes the second time than the first.
The more terrible these people are the more their supporters eat it up because it Ownz The Libz.
Yetā¦maybe this will surely get āem?
You definitely win the day. Congratulations!
Crucifying a motherfucking skeezball like Matt Gaetz is my definition of a Good Friday.
Heās a Republican zombie. Will he rise from the dead on Sunday?
Iāll go all in and predict by tonight.
Hereās hoping youāre right!
If the Feds find financial records of payments and online documentation of solicitation, they have Gaetz cold:
Gaetz previously denied having a relationship with a 17-year-old.
Even in that event, though, Iād still be surprised if Gaetz ever spends a day in prison (10-year mandatory minimum or not).
You know ā heās a Republican, and that confers impunity. Thatās the way our justice system works in practice.
Iāll drink a glass of wine to that!
If the Feds find financial records of payments and online documentation of solicitation, they have Gaetz cold:
You misspelled T****.
It seems that if you have to pay for sex and young women (girls) are your easiest target, and you have to prove to the guys that you like women, youāve got a problem.
For the record, I have never:
a) done this
b) had it done to me
c) heard of anyone in real life doing it
So whatās with these freaks?
Yeah, heās icky, icky, icky.
The more terrible these people are the more their supporters eat it up because it Ownz The Libz.
I can assure you that I am not owned by immoral scumbags. I am, actually, enjoying Mattieās twisting and turning in the wind as he tries unsuccessfully to explain it all away.
Iāll drink a glass of wine to that!
In honor of Easterās Passover roots ā¦ clink clink ā¦
IOKIYAR is the new WWJD.