Yup. Don’t know where he sourced them from, but he keeps showing up around the oathkeepers, from November on.
Can’t wait to see his name on the indictments.
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Fore! I mean Charge!
My bad.
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The VIllages, Florida. Some day in 2057
Joshua and Roberto entertain the early bird cocktail crowd with tales of how they almost prevailed saving the republic on what we now call Patriot Insurgency Day.
Joshua–“Damn, the golf carts then were nothing like today. Pretty shaky things. No built in AI visor capabilities to get you to your destination. Slow as shit from a slug. If we had then what we tool around here with now, we would have won.”
Roberto–“Yes, but more bear spray would also have helped.”
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Straddling that fence it seems.
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tq
Yep that’s the mentality.
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I know I couldn’t move half a block in DC in a golf cart without the law or other drivers running me off the street.
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No surprise. The FBI has always been a bastion of white male supremacy since it’s inception.
That’s why Chris Wray needs to be replaced by someone like Val Demmings.
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“I love the smell of bear spray in the morning. It smells like victory”
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In some way, this…idiocy actually seems like a defense (not a valid one, but still). The fact that they were so convinced that this was going to work, that they had to be at the Capitol (There weren’t enough “patriots” there to do the job without you them? Or did they just want to brag that they had been in the building for the takedown?), and that there would be no reckoning on January 7th suggests that they were convinced that they were true believers. I guess if your dear leader is as omniscient as theirs you don’t worry about details.
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Only with the added element of malevolence.
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We still haven’t had a good reckoning on that January 5th Meeting with their boss, Roger Stone, and all the other trump acolytes at Trump Hotel.
Someone gave them the notion that this could actually be pulled off and have a positive result.
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Val Demmings would be great but we can’t afford to lose another MoC. You can bet DeSantis wouldn’t schedule her replacement election until next year.
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Well at least Trumpers didn’t try a reenactment of a US Naval blockade on the Tidal Basin.
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Currently, about 11% of FBI agents are African American.
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We’re were blessed that the Trump Air Guard couldn’t get their hands on some napalm.
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Ah. Thank you. But “stole” seems harsh for people who fancy themselves “patriots” rushing to a battle that will wrest the nation from a tyrant’s hands etc. etc. In the war movies they say “boosted,” I think, or “liberated.” 
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Also seems harsh given that we know they were using them the day prior with full authorization, as well as possibly that morning to take Roger down the street to the Nuremburg Rally.
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