You had me at
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Amen
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How about ‘I pray next time you’ll be trapped inside and drown’?
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Yeah, I’d like to join in the fun.
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I’m still gobsmacked to hear that the South Dakota governor has an “Unborn Child Advocate” on standby “in her office.”
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Doesn’t Ted Cruz have a couple of daughters? Not sure they’ve reached puberty yet, but I’m certain one had an abortion. Might getcha $10K.
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What in the actual fuck???
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Let me throw this out here for a moment:
Remington Wants School Records for Kids Killed at Sandy Hook | Time
The kids were, what, six years old when they were murdered? What lawyer thought this was a good idea? Looking for truancy? Poor grades? Somehow thinking these kids deserved it, based on their school performance? Looking for abuse in the homes they lived it?
This is just really weird.
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That works for me.
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A twitter user is recruiting people to make abortion accusations against republicans and I think that’s even better.
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Funny how bankrupt corporations still have all the money they need to file meaningless delay motions.
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For the record, I’m not on Twitter. Hahahahaha!
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For today’s Republican Talibangelicals acting badly:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/09/03/missouri-state-capitol-lgbt-exhibit/
And if you read the name of the staffer who complained, well I would like to ask his parents why they named him Uriah? Didn’t Dickens make that name an undesirable in 1850?
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That’s a hard standby.
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The Dallas Cowboys! Gilead’s Team!
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Maybe they didn’t want to name him Uranus? Just spitballing here…
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So very well said!!! 
My god, truer words have never been written. Well done sir!
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Using “uranus” and “spitballing” together sounds kinda kinky.
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