Originally published at: Trump’s Media Company Offering Movies About Wild Conspiracy Theories
Less than two minutes into the movie, the narrator makes a shocking claim. “The evidence we are about to present to you has the potential to rewrite thousands of years of human history. It will present evidence that suggests ancient serpent or lizard-like aliens came to earth thousands of years ago,” the narrator says. “We’ll…
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When will this longest running, f_ckin’ nightmare end??
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Hunter deserves serious comp time for watching these things so we dont have to.
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I guess their idea of the process in making America great again involves triggering every emotionally disturbed person in the country.
And it is making the country very very weird.
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This is all old news, previously teased in National Treasure: Book of Secrets and Men in Black.
I just want to learn more about how the Masons and the illuminati are involved. That, and Elvis’s recruitment by the CIA to try to stop Ted Cruz’s dad from killing JFK.
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My takeaway from this is that a good portion of our nation’s populace is insane.
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Trump will demand Battlefield Earth be placed on the National Film Registry in 5 4 3 2 1
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Oh for the love of Jeebus swigging RC Cola while dancing on a Moon Pie!
if someone espouses this belief and sincerely believes this, it signals, usually, some kind of an instability or mental illness,” said Strain.
This has been my general opinion of MAGAts for years. And it’s apparent their Dear Leader is animated by a partially formed lizard brain, so there is some kinship there.
The question is how long before the streaming service presents HG Well’s “The Time Machine” as a documentary and floating Rod Taylor as the next commander of Space Force?
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Conspiracies flatter the theorists, that’s all.
Yeah guys, it was you was the smart one all along.
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Stephen Miller is for sure a lizard person.
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I drove all over America, and I have to wonder if the era of space abduction didn’t mirror the era when they started changing from wooden to metal water towers in the 50s and 60s.
I plumb saw a floating steel oval hovering over me, I’m telling ya!
Hmmm.
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I believe that the shape shifting, inter-dimensional lizard people and time traveling cat wizards figured prominently in some of the documents we’ve been able to review here.
I am, however, still unable to properly contextualize this information.
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Hey now Miller is just a self puffed up wannabe ruler of the world sidekick. But we were warned back in 1985.
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This is nothing new folks. There are many shows on cable TV about ancient aliens interacting with our ancestors going back to ancient Egyptians/Incas/Mayans etc. These shows/series have been on cable for decades.
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Speaking of Devin Nunes…
Trump Media’s SEC filings say the company paid Nunes $47,640,469 last year, when its revenue was $3,618,800.
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Copy, print, save, share these articles. This happened. Those who spread lies have blood on their hands.
It isn’t funny. None of this.
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As I write this, he’s sitting with the Canadian PM and babbling almost incoherently. I put it on CC. I’m embarrassed for this buffoon.
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He’s one or the other.
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