President Trump’s Media Company Is Offering Movies About ‘Lizard People’ And Other Wild Conspiracy Theories 

Step 1. Get MAGA to believe that other US citizens are not human.

Step 2. Get MAGA to treat other US citizens as if are not human.

Same sociology playbook, as with the other kind of “aliens.”

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“Having trafficked in absurd conspiracy theories for years, the partisan hacks at Talking Points Memo, at the behest of their leftwing puppet masters, turn around and demand we censor content on our free-speech platform,” Devine said.

If this isn’t performance art, these people need urgent psychiatric help. Though I quite like the idea of being a “leftwing puppet master” for the low low annual price of $60 (or whatever the TPM subscription price is). Might go on my business card.

And we shoudl ask @castor_troy which conspiracy theories are real. We do, after all, know that birds aren’t real.

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Even earlier, in Chariots of the Gods.

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Include stupid, arrogant, uneducated, uninformed, racist, ignorant and entitled and you’ve got 95% covered

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I’m touched that my wholly-honest and simple Truth posts have gained such a wide following out there.

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“The Jews are amongst us…we have been warned.”

And so it goes, life within the MAGA set.

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How much of that $47M was kicked back to a certain family?

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“There is a great deal of evidence to suggest that alien, serpent-like creatures did come to Earth thousands of years ago and created religion, humanity, and continue to control us even now,”

Considering the topic and how long this written piece is, I am concerned for Hunter’s mental health and well being. Perhaps he became too immersed with the documentary and sees lizard people everywhere. On the other hand, I can believe that lizard people created religion, it would explain a lot. So, I will have to watch the film and do my own research on the internet, like a real American. Now for a bowl of mealy worms for lunch.

(Yes, I know the quote I offered left out the last part, “the narrator says at one point”, but I learned everything I know about revealing the truth from Project Un-veritas.)

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“The evidence we are about to present to you has the potential to rewrite thousands of years of human history."

Or… it could be completely wrong.

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Jan. 12, 2021

By Lynn Stuart Parramore

NBC

Federal investigators are still looking into the belief system of Anthony Quinn Warner, who made statements about a conspiracy of lizard people taking over the planet before the explosion that damaged 41 buildings and injured three people in Nashville, Tennessee, on Christmas Day.

The notion of shape-shifting, blood-sucking reptilian humanoids invading Earth to control the human race sounds like a cheesy sci-fi plot. But it’s actually a very old trope with disturbing links to anti-immigrant and anti-Semitic hostilities dating to the 19th century.

Bonkers? Sure. Harmless? Definitely not.

History shows that when panic is rising, institutions seem to be failing and the masses feel betrayed by wealthy elites, finding scapegoats can seem alluring. If charismatic influencers are able to channel the grievances toward secret cabals, immigrants and religious groups, eventually, something terrible is likely to happen.

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and Doctor Who

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" Did ancient astronauts…?"

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frankly, I expected better directing from you

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Not sure if those outfits are cheesey enough for Dr. Who.

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It does?

Lemme check…

I dunno, it’s definitely taken over the most powerful spot currently for humanity on the planet.

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MAGAts are almost unbelievably stupid.

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True, although I don’t recall any being marketed as a pro-christian, family opioid : - )

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So wouldn’t the existence of alien and/or lizard people contradict the Bible, especially for the folks that think it’s the literal truth? Or is that a little too cerebral for these…cough…common clay of the new west types?

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I am loving the squirrels and the red herrings that are sent our way by the highest elected official in the country. It is so flattering that He cares so much about our mental well being to distract us with entertainment on an hourly and daily basis.

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Look - everybody knows that it’s the Time Lords, not lizard people, who rule both time and space. That is, it was them, but their home world of Gallifrey is no more, so now the sole ruler is the sole remaining Time Lord, Doctor Who. But he’s not evil, he’s benign. And the Time Lords themselves may have resurfaced, albeit probably not in their original timeline. Or so it all seems… :wink:

More seriously, the most bizarre thing about all of this to me is that this crap claiming that aliens created mankind and religion as a means to control them is being peddled on a streaming service that claims to offer only family friendly Christian fare. How do any of these faux documentaries adhere to that claim? Obviously, Trump himself doesn’t care - for all of his lies otherwise, he’s perhaps the least religious person on the planet, and lies have always formed the basis of everything he’s ever done.

Last, as a really long time science fiction fan, none of this qualifies s science fiction for me. Actual science fiction at least tries to sound believable, but from what I’ve read in the article, all these movies do is offer one unsupported and unsupportable assertion after another…in which they are very much like the Republican Party as a whole.

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