If there is such a thing as a “Final Judgement” I intend on asking “God” why these people should be let into anything resembling Heaven
Like DIck Cheney after his daughter came out? Suddenly the vociferously anti-gay crusader was all about love, not judging… but that only extended to his daughter. The rest of humanity could still fuck right off.
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Funny… I thought we had the Right to “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness” ???
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“Prioritizing which rights to defend is also hard”
Yeah, who knew secretaryofstating would be so hard. Fuck you, and the Unalienable Rights Commission you sat in on.
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They reserve their deepest loathing for the peace churches, leftie evangelicals like Jim Wallis, the Catholic Workers, and groups like Faithful America. Non-believers are just lost, we are damned as traitors (I know, irony much?) who read the Bible and got all the wrong things out of it.
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A question for the ages. Are there really enough fat old white men to keep this up? Are there really enough toothless mouth-breathers and cosplay ammo-sexuals willing to lay down their lives for these old men? Do they really believe that all liberals are pacifists who won’t shoot back if called upon to do so? Do they really believe they can can take on the rest of the world and not be reduce irradiated cinders?
God is not on their side nor is she likely on ours. She knows she has a couple billion years left to start over, maybe with cockroaches next time…
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So you’re suggesting she’ll let the Republicans survive? Can’t see it, myself…
You insult cockroaches everywhere, sir. Republican are an insult even to slime molds.
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As warped as they are, they are in their own personal Hells already. They just do not know it.
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I love everything in your comment except the last paragraph.
People are so convinced they aren’t going away. They are. That’s how it works and it will work this November if he even makes it that far. I’m not convinced he will. His most defining characteristic - and the one most people forget - is his cowardice. He’ll do anything to avoid humiliation. If he sees that he is facing a humiliating loss to Biden he’ll quit first. Less humiliating.
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I’d love to see him draw up a document. Perhaps he could call it “Bill of Unnecessary Rights”. As a preface he could start with “Lord Donald Vader and I hold these rights to be alienable” and then give us the superfluous rights.
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I bow in your general direction.
This does remind of a cartoon from about the time of the “Darwin’s theory” crisis/debate at the end of the 19th Century which I think could do with an update for our time.
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I kind of hold the theory that they ascended - from hell, the opening to which is somewhere around Sugarland, Texas.
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Bull Phucky
So I guess this means the State Dept will be moving Saudi Arabia to the bad guys list until Mecca has a Mormon temple and elects a Unitarian, uh, king?
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Life. Liberty. The Pursuit of Happiness. there is a reason that Life was listed first. without that the other 2 don’t mean shit.
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You betcha. Even if you think it just might, possibly, be threatened. Just ask the St Louis Gunslingers.
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Went to an accredited school, no doubt. That was your mistake right there. 
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Doesn’t he belong to Opus Dei ? the fanatical group belonging to the Holy Roman Catholic Church?
Selective human rights, selective religious rights, selective voting rights, selective free speech, selective health care, selective bill of rights, selective bailouts, selective aid, selective law enforcement. Under unchecked conservatism it looks like only conservatives are selected or do the selecting. There is only one question, how much longer are American’s going to tolerate this?
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