Until you get it right.
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The comedy just writes itself! So does the tragedy…
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I don’t know - that’s an excellent question. How old is he now?
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Lots of people are speculating about that, but Cohen has attorney-client obligations that should prevent him from spilling on Falwell and Broidy. Unlike with Trump, there is no crime/fraud exception that would appear to be applicable to them.
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Everyday this week I want some sort of deposition and indictment. They’ll replace balloon drops.
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This is what happens when powerful men crave pornography but don’t know how to operate a computer.
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Only if he wants to keep his law license, and I’m pretty sure that train has sailed.
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He was 20 when it started.
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I am confirmed in two major decisions I’ve made lately:
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Don’t use Zoom for distance learning. It’s down globally today, the first day of class.
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Don’t follow the convention. This enlarges the bandwidth available for sex scandals involving the religious wrong.
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And Porn Hub was offering pandemic specials. Free premium with sign up!
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Yet I assume he wants to keep his book profits.
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There’s always more, that’s why Falwell tried to get ahead of this story. However, it’s going to be like trying to step in front of a freight train. trump will respond, “I hardly knew the Falwells.”
But there are going to be so many shoes dropping, Imelda Marcos will come running.
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Falwell spoke in 2016, and I hope the Lincoln Project does something artistic with that footage.
This year, Franklin Graham seems to be the biggest beneficiary of Falwell’s crashing and burning, and will be the token God-talker.
No word yet on whether Graham will bring a pink foam pool noodle with him, though.
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True. But if Cohen doesn’t have a boatload of money stashed away somewhere offshore, he’s not half the sleazy lawyer I take him for.
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Oh, come on! Falwell said he was depressed. Who doesn’t arrange for a spouse to have sex outside the sanctity of marriage when they’re feeling a little down?
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You’d have to ask the guy who was sitting in the corner to confirm but if the person is young and relatively healthy I’m guessing several times a night.
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Hmmm not an expert in election law, but could a quid pro quo of keeping the pictures hidden for the endorsement be some sort of crime? Sort of like the Stormy Daniels hush money?
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And we will likely soon learn what he sat in the corner watching.
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Suppressing the pics apparently happened before the campaign began.
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Does anyone have a photo of Becki? Asking for a friend’s pool boy.
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