Paul Manafort Wants Out Of Federal Prison To Avoid COVID-19 | Talking Points Memo

The President’s former campaign manager on Monday joined the ranks of federal prisoners asking for release in order to avoid the threat of COVID-19.


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Only if they make those special accommodations available to all the prisoners. No special treatment for Paulie.

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R. Kelly is trying to pull the same shit from his cell in Chicago.

Let 'em rot…

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Hey Paul, how about we just send you some chloroquine instead? Don’t worry — it’ll be a lifetime supply.

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After Wisconsin Paul knows that (a) there is no pardon on the horizon and (b) is afraid he’ll soon be getting company from the Orange Authority.

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Hey Paulie, Donnie sez, “It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear” and “in fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.” So just chill, dude.

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Just in time to replace Dr. Fauci on the task force!

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I believe the exchange went like this when Paulie was reaching for the dish with the extra scoop of ice cream. Donnie: “Excuse you!”

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Once more he expects privilege. Of course Trump could just speed up the pardon process.

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Silver lining: Manafort’s attire may take away some of the criticism currently heaped upon you-know-whose scarves.

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Put him in solitary. That should take care of the problem.

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Apparently, life in Camp Fed just got super-real…

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All he has to do is stay in his cell.

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Releasing Manafort is placing another Trump Pox on our earth that we do not need.

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Is there a state prison he could lounge in? Maybe in Alabama?

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Tell him “no, it’s a Chinese hoax made up to destroy our economy.”

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Let him rot. He’s not worth the trouble.

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I hear my father’s voice now - “… and a lotta people in Hell, would like to drink ice water - but they’re not gonna get it either…”

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Yeah, Manafort and Bill Cosby both want out of prison. Sorry, no Jello Pudding Pops for you.

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