PA AG Swipes At Cruz For Jumping To Help Trump Try To Steal Election: ‘He Is A Sad Sack’

“He has proven himself to be neither a genius in the law or a genius, frankly, in terms of an EQ. He is a sad sack. And I would say to him, and frankly I’d say to my 17 colleagues who’ve gone along with this circus, I don’t know if I need to send you a surgeon to examine your spine or a psychiatrist to examine your head, but something’s wrong with you,” Pennsylvania attorney general Josh Shapiro added. “If you continue to follow this President, if you continue to behave in these bizarro ways, if you continue to hold yourself out as a legal expert yet demonstrate day in and day out with your support of this President and his claims, then you don’t know anything about the law.”

Josh Shapiro is WAAAAAY TOOOOO POLITE!!! It’s time to bring in an Anger Management Interpolation professional.

Anger Management Interpolation professional:

“Ahem. Ted Cruz is an opportunistic and emotionally depraved lying sack of virulently diseased shit. This jackass motherfucker and the 17 motherfuckers who’re goin’ along with the jackass are either gutless invertebrates or cray-cray insane-o psychos who follow a toxic malignant narcissist motherfucker who doesn’t give a flyin’ fuck about anybody other than his own damn corrupt criminal motherfuckin’ self. They’re all opportunists and ignorant motherfuckers when it comes to the law. Every one of these motherfuckers needs to be lined up against a wall and” < cut feed >

We now return you to the regularly scheduled babble.

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I can certainly feel sorry for Blondi. Will that do?

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I am dying. That’s the bootstrappiest bootstrapping ever.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Ted Cruz is really creepy. He always comes on strong with his strident, goofy arguments and then he gets this strange, creepy smile on his face. Did I say he was creepy?

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Ohio wants to give Keggernaugh a chance to rule on Legislative infallibility IRT election manner. Soon after, Bret & Co will rule that Congress has no right to legislatively delegate to executive agencies (re regulations).

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“…Over 500,000 fair-minded voters”

How can we be certain — that they’re all fair-minded?

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He’s like a Texas-Canadian one person kabuki troupe.

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Yeah we can tell because they support the Christian Family Coalition’s protecting of human rights and social justice i.e. the Coalition’s continued ability to make life as miserable and unjust as possible for LGBTQ Americans.

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I think he reserves that for the Trump Brand Swamp.

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Yes, it’s very … athletic.

I was impressed.

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to the extent that it covers his jowls, maybe. But in truth, it makes the jowls more obvious, like drawing on them with a sharpie.

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Ron Johnson just might be the guy on the Senate side to “contest” the EC results. Fortunately, with the House still held by the Dems, it won’t go any further than 2 hours of debate in each.

Can electoral votes be contested when Congress counts the votes in January?

Under federal law an objection to a state’s electoral votes may be made to the President of the Senate during the Congress’s counting of electoral votes in January. The objection must be made in writing and signed by at least one Senator and one member of the House of Representatives. Both the Senate and the House of Representatives debate the objection separately. Debate is limited to two hours. After the debate, both the Senate and the House of Representatives rejoin and both must agree to reject the votes.

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So what about the other three states? Are they just like, “Yeah CJ, what PA said! Booyah!

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OT – There’s a great Irish jig named Jiggery Pokery, or sometimes Jiggery Pokerwork. Written by melodeon player John Spiers. Great rhythm and bounce once they get going here:

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It’s very impressive boondoggery and bullshit. hahahaha

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Like your too-cool-for-school Lt Gov!

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Probably not, but it does make him look a bit less like Joe McCarthy.

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He’s channeling Abe Lincoln

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And, a “son of an assassin” and husband to a “less than pretty” wife!

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One would think he’d be proud of his resemblance to McCarthy.

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