“We are surging forward. Doors breached.”
Honestly, it sounds like a bad SyFy movie or YA thriller. “We are surging forward." 
P.S. who “surges back”?
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Jake Blues-level excusin’…and he ain’t as creative…
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Three hours, huh? Lotsa chances to lie to the FBI in three hours. And that’s why he’s hasn’t been charged YET
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This “Oath Keeper” claims to be defending the Constitution.
His only oath is to fascism.
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We were there to protect Trump supporters from antifa.
Sure I stole your car, but do have ANY IDEA HOW DANGEROUS driving is? I was protecting you!
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The biggest lie he’s told, is that he didn’t spill to the FBI.
He did.
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Yup, he’s singing like a bird, while publicly claiming that he’s holding the line; whatever it takes to stay out of federal prison.
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It sounds like Rhodes has settled on the story he wants to tell. At least it’s a step up from “they were just tourists” to “they were just trying to help keep everyone safe.”
The next question is “What does the FBI have in its evidence bag”? If they have something, the obvious next move is to at least file a 1001 charge (false statements, in this case to FBI agents).
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I assume “the Novachuk” is an Eastern European knock-off of this product (and not the deadly nerve agent):
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None of these asshats are very bright. Happy to see that he lied to the FBI.
Bye, bye Stewie! You’re fortunate that you’re probably too ugly to be desirable to your other prisoners.
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Ooooooh…thankyouthankyouthankyou for lying to the FBI!
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He’s going away. Either to prison or into witness protection. If he goes to prison, he’s already pretty much shit the bed as far as his fellow fascists go, and I strongly suspect his life would be short in anything other than solitary at a Supermax.
You can bet he spun a glorious story to the FBI, who kept poker faces as they did internal happy dances, about how they weren’t there to do what they did, how they didn’t plan anything, and oh, gee, it just kind of got out of hand, don’cha know. And that he just flat lied through his teeth to the feds, thinking about just how clever he was. Not having even the slightest idea of just what they already knew and were setting perjury traps all over the place.
When they lower the boom on him, it’s going to be a BIG Boom. At which point, he’ll try to do more flips than Simone Biles on meth in an attempt to save his ass. However, the question is, just how many of his underlings already flipped on him, and whether or not the feds have even the slightest interest in offering him any Kind of deal at all.
He’s totally screwed at this point. He’s just too stupid to be aware of it.
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“He’s maintained that the Oath Keepers were prepared to defend against anti-fascists”
Remind me again why we would want to stop ANTI-fascists?!?
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That Rhodes, is surely no scholar.
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Sucks to suck.
A larger theme that is emerging from these responses to indictment, I think, is that these scumbags are so far down the rathole of Angry White Privilege cosplay that they are, authentically, shocked by real world consequences to their criminality. It tends to confirm that that QAnon-style self delusion is so deep, so real, that we literally are going to have to deprogram such types, a la former cult members. Not even joking.
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You may be right. But why expend the effort unless we think their overweight bodies and befuddled minds will last past their sentences.
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Nothing ever goes according to plan in a militant mission.
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Rhodes claimed that the members went inside because they wanted to render aid to the person.
The other day I was walking past Rhodes’ house, and I heard a loud noise. It might have been a dropped kitchen pan, or maybe a gunshot. So, I broke down his front door to render assistance, because that’s how things work now.
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