Tragedy struck for Andrew Giuliani, Rudy Giuliani’s large adult son who is now attempting to run for New York governor as a self-professed “politician out of the womb,” on Monday.
Son of a vampire has spike driven through campaign.
I’m sure some in NY will vote for him, but they will be sorely disappointed when the 50 or so votes he gets isn’t enough to put him on the ballot.
I’m sure someone will suggest that the legislature should overturn the will of the people and put him on just the same. Of course, NYS isn’t gonna play that game.
Failsons, all the way down.
Someone needs to audit that result.
Some SNAFUS are hereditary, stain reputations for generations… and the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference and the Melissa Carone testimony are examples of those.
I suggest he muster his little tactical Trumpkins, march them to Albany, find some helmets and flagpoles, and fight like hell.
The laughs are just rolling in today. 
You would think his five decades of political experience would argue for a better hearing from the NY GOP glitterati.
Oh and hahahahaha.
The story reads “Tragedy struck…” That’s nice shade, but I’d say “reality struck.”
Apparently the name Gouliani is no longer magic in New York.
maybe if he ran for mayor in Ukraine…
the rest of the 10 percent of poll participants abstained
Literally lost to nothing. Sad!
Um OK…take your ‘meaningless’ and raise it 10 points…he’s STILL a rotten candidate.
Andrew Giuliani is flat out a turd as bad as his daddy.
edit
I would not call Giuliani the Younger a “wunderkind”. That word implies some sort of legit skill.
“I think if you just look at the numbers, I think you’ll see that we perform better in blue states whenever there’s a primary.” > Blockquote
So, logically, if there is no primary happening, you don’t get any votes? Got it.
Why is Gary Busey yelling at an empty parking lot?