Sir, this is a Wendy’s 
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - don’t know who is making me laugh harder - the utterly feckless Junior Rudy tooty or all of you on the thread.
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So basically I received the same number of votes as Andrew Giuliani. And I’m a Democrat living in Washington State.
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“Underkind”.
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To be fair you had the NSA helping you.
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I’m old enough to remember when Rudy had to come down with prostate cancer as an excuse to withdraw from a Senate race so he wouldn’t get his ass handed to him by a carpetbagging Hillary Clinton.
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He also used it as a dodge not to have sex with women that didn’t want to have sex with him.
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If their kids are anything to go by, Bloatard and Ghouli must have some watery sperm.
You mean a trial by combat?
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Which would be pretty well all women.
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Help me out here…which one of Giuliani’s wives is this guy’s mother? Was it his his first wife, his cousin?
If it was, that explains a lot
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Andrew Giuliani has been an asshole for many, many years. That makes him unfit for any political office, and, in many ways, unfit to be a member of polite society.
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Did he end the rant with “Would you like fries with that?”
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Turds usually don’t fall far from the asshole.
Yes, it’s a tasteless joke but it’s true!
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But Zeldin’s victory at the GOP meeting isn’t necessarily binding. Giuliani and the other candidates could force a primary for June next year, but they’d have to get thousands of signatures for a petition…
Where’s that Giuliani petition so I can sign it ASAP?
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We apologize, the auditors who were auditing the audit have been sacked, reauditted, and are now making audible protest as they are being drowned, stoned, and put to the stake (its the only way to be sure).
There. Will. Be. Accountability.
No one exempts the auditing inquisition!!!
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Hard Pass sort of rhymes with the hard boot in the ass that every member and associate of the crime family richly deserves.
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One was also bitten by a moose.
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Okay, that’s good.
The ginger road apple didn’t fall far from the horse’s ass, did it?