NV Elex Official Slams GOP Censure: My Job Is Not To ‘Put My Thumb On The Scale Of Democracy’

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I heard Kentucky Fried Chicken is doing that now, too. They’re using the catch-marketing slogans from other food products as their own. KFC, because you’re not you when you’re hungry. When it’s gotta be clean, it’s gotta be KFC. KFC! Just do it!

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I just spent five minutes trying to figure out if you’re encoding acrostic messages with your random capitalization of letters. I realize you’re doing it as a send up of Repubtards and ransom note cutout style, but it’s kind of annoying to those of us with acrostic-trained brains…Also the joke gets old fast.

No iT dOESn’T.

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Stick around longer… it ages well.

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Now THIS is good bipartisanism.

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I’ve enjoyed it for eight years.

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Nope…sorry. Been reading @theghostofeustacetilley’s faux diatribes for years*…and years…and have enjoyed every RanDOm capitalization.

*Coming up on 20? years. I believe he’s haunted the threads as long as I have.

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“…and she also failed to call the Senate Minority Leader vulgar names, for which we vote to apply a second censure.”

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You’re confusing the monkey-fist story with the coyote-ugly story.

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Good to see you in your old form Eustace!

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Grammar aside, these asshats have nothing on the Arizona GQP. AZ was also way ahead of them:

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“Basefull”

Perfection…

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I’m genuinely torn by all the GOP censuring of party and election officials.

On the one hand, watching the GOP fragment and bicker warms my heart.

On the other, fear that some folks will be cowed into thumbing the scales give me chills.

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Basefull been berry good to me.

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Secretary of the Deep State doesn’t know what her job is supposed to be, according to the GQP.

Does their base really give a shit about all these censures? They’re just trying to keep the big lie about 2020 going.

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Because the GOP = MOB, i.e. organized crime.

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Eustace has been our resident satirist for some years now.
No one has ever said they were tired of his humor—except you.

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They don’t want it to spread?

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