What do the Ku Klux Klan and “antifa” have in common?
“Nothing,” you might think. One group has terrorized Black Americans for generations and the other is not really a group at all, just a term for “anti-fascist.”
First of all, seriously, “Platinum Plan”? Is that like when you get six weeks at the time-share instead of four or two? He’s just the cheesiest cheap pitchman of all time, it makes your flesh creep how small-timey he really is. He’s got the soul of a plaid-sport-jacketed cigar-chomping used car salesman, that one.
Secondly, the unaffiliated people who call themselves antifa seem to have no political goals to their terror other than terrorizing white supremacists into staying the hell home. No political goals, it’s really not “terrorism.” It’s more a “thing you use as a bugaboo.”
And he’ll establish a national commission to investigate all these mysterious other-sock disappearances. Where have all those other socks gone? Finally we may be close to some answers.
What you don’t realize is that it’s not socks disappearing, it’s more socks appearing! You have more socks now than you’ve ever had before, Bigly! And only Donald can keep them coming!!